Message from @reef_reads
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I talked with 2 police officers last night
Did they beat you
did they beat you for being gay?
And they told me to stay in the army rather than joining the police
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Lmao
kek
wonder why
Isn't the Aussie police force kinda just super political
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5 star apartment for $75 a week
Abbo Cops
Free medical and dental
When
Easier workload
Better pay
One of the dudes was ex-mil and said he loved it way more than the police force
man, what if we could go back to the good old days of the boomer era, when you could buy a home for extremely cheap, and rent it out for a living
We can do that if we kill boomers
practically live for free
>when I was your age
Nazboom gang
Yeah when you were my age a fucking big mac was a dime
we'd need to get rid of the niggers and jews too since they'd make it impossible due to inflation
You can still buy housea for dirt cheap in places like Iowa
White Monsters rise up!
houses*
Or idk
Cleveland
But who the fuck wants to live there
Or detroit
Degenerates
lmao detroit
it's called
get a job
Detroit: become dead