Message from @GGPL

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2018-10-11 03:06:28 UTC  

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Prince Yokai: Tonight’s Trivia! There are a lot of cocktails with the name "fizz" in them, but do you know where this came from? "Fizz"-type cocktails are a distilled drink plus lemon plus sugar and soda water. "Fizz" refers to the sound the soda makes. They're all sweet, so even lightweights can wash them down like juice.

2018-10-11 04:04:23 UTC  

2018-10-11 08:41:00 UTC  

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heittää vihollisia: Napalm in its original form contained naphthenic and palmitic acid plus petroleum as fuel. Modern napalm is a mixture of plastic polystyrene, hydrocarbon benzene, and gasoline. This mixture creates a jelly-like substance that, when ignited, sticks to practically anything and burns up to ten minutes. It burns at temperatures of 800 to 1,200 C (1,500 – 2,200 F). The effects of napalm on the human body are unbearably painful and almost always cause death among its victims.

2018-10-11 11:08:05 UTC  

@Septapus nigger

2018-10-11 15:40:39 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send Within Kirby, the massive penguin's bulk is eagerly kneaded and mashed, his stomach effortlessly resisting whatever kicks or punches the indignant king can muster. In fact, all his struggles achieve is letting air escape up Kirby's throat, causing the occasional Buurp! or belch past the feisty marshmellows's teeth. Despite his empty, muffled threats, Kirby's inner workings grind the flabby flightless bird into viscous, nutritious goop in no time. Not all at once of course; the lowermost portions of him are first to be melted and emptied out into Kirby's lower bowels where they sluice and slip around in his red tubing. But, as digestion sets in and King DDD becomes more syrup than solid, his intestines are flooded to near capacity with avian-rich chyme, which bloats out his crotch and abdomen.

As his bowels go to work siphoning the avian-mix away, his breasts and butt bubble up, naturally matching the amount he's disappeared by. He pats his potbelly, giggling at the rousing feeling of the slush inside him shifting to and fro. Slapping his belly produces angry grrgls and grrns, obvious protests from his innards wishing to be undisturbed in their work. There's a few obvious chunks of King DDD left at this point, but the lion's share of the foolish penguin resides in Kirby's intestinal tubing, where his body can eagerly reap the rewards.

The last bits of life in King DDD are snuffed out of existence as the stomach he resides within contracts one final time, crushing him down and deeper.

2018-10-11 15:40:40 UTC  

2018-10-11 17:23:39 UTC  

2018-10-11 17:28:05 UTC  

2018-10-11 17:52:04 UTC  

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mons 2: send more

2018-10-11 22:30:20 UTC  

2018-10-12 02:42:23 UTC  

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xX+=/-<[({})]>-\=+Xx CyberFlame: suck my bum no tell mum

2018-10-12 11:35:02 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send

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2018-10-12 11:35:03 UTC  

2018-10-12 13:38:22 UTC  

2018-10-12 14:33:56 UTC  

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🎃 press x to spook 🎃: u suck idiot

2018-10-12 14:34:55 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send
listen here fuckhead

2018-10-12 14:34:57 UTC  

2018-10-12 15:04:01 UTC  

2018-10-12 15:35:39 UTC  

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ItsGili: I’m listening dipshit

2018-10-12 15:42:49 UTC  

2018-10-12 22:03:40 UTC  

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azaar?: person below big nigga

2018-10-12 22:07:14 UTC  

2018-10-13 13:46:12 UTC  

2018-10-13 19:15:25 UTC  

fricking

2018-10-13 19:15:43 UTC  

@Septapus wormhole send the jews rule the west through the almost ambiguous central banking system, while simultaniously utilizing communism as a means to kill off their political and economic opposition, while ultimately resulting in a pseudo feudalist society in which they control

2018-10-13 19:15:45 UTC  

2018-10-14 00:01:01 UTC  

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Big Bear: I would like to formally apologize for the previous wormhole sent to your discord server. It was truly vile and no one should ever see that.

2018-10-14 06:45:04 UTC  

2018-10-14 12:50:58 UTC  

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cheese: thank u

2018-10-14 13:00:20 UTC