I drink my vodka.

I eat my raw deer flesh.

There was actually one such character in Bulgaria.

Hold on.

alcohol

smh my head

Smart Jewish Chicks in Pencil Skirts are the #1 cause of anti-semitism

Lol

@Gоd

Not Jewish actually

Here's the famed defender of the Bulgarian border.

But not bothered by being assumed to be

The monster all Muslims fear.

Wasn’t it actually the son?

He has kept us safe for generations.

There was Vlad Dracul

Granted, he's 35 and he can barely talk, but he's mighty!

Who actually got the award

Mighty and fearless!

And then Vlad Draculeir

Who was the impaler

It was like a patronymic monacher

I could be wrong

Good thing is I live in Spain though.

Nobody here can pronounce "Vlad".

I broke free from the Impaler's curse.

españa <:peepohype:583660763135344645>

How do they pronounce it?

Viva¿?

Well, there is no 'vi' sound.

There's no distinction between v and b.

Everything is b.

And then there is a physical impossibility for them to end a word with -lad.

The syllabic structure of the language doesn't allow it.

And so it's something along the lines of "Bladis".

"Ebladis"

"Blodis"

Ah interesting

Thnx

And saying my full name is actually impossible.