Headless, from which part of the Galaxy do you hail?

idk are you from another country illegally

Is this also laziness?

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Yup, meant to be a comma xD

I bet you could find 1000's of grammar errors in there due to my laziness xD

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Can you make an effort and write correctly for about five minutes here with us?

If you're not too lazy to, of course.

Some people love functional grammar.

lol

So, this is a thing you wrote, you were lazy, so it's written poorly, but because it's so brilliant, naturally, it makes you "unlimited" money and has lead Obama to leak you secrets personally, right?

Nah, he only leaked me secrets because I told him I got Edward Snowden asylum. So, he had something on me that he could use.

I may legally get away with it, but there are illegal ways to do things.

It's all just a matter of 1+1, right?

I also, ordered him to stand down and we had a legal debate yelling at each other. He asked the people around to not share what happened since I told him I know how to beat national security letters.

1 and 1 would cancel each other out so nothing happens

I know, some technical flaws in the founders ideas.

https://youtu.be/myJDBos5Vyw

Give Obama a fist bump next time you guys are hanging @HeadlessCowboy

lol, he told me to stay clear of D.C. and I think that is where he is living xD

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I know, beat the guy that graduated from Harvard law and they don't want to talk no more ;-;

The power of 1+1.

Yes, that is why sometimes congress has to go to the courts to get the president to do stuff for them ;/

Have you ever taken photos with Obama?

Hopefully not, that would blow my cover.

Your cover?

Are you CIA?

He did want me to go to his speech and I didn't trust his invite xD

Did you suspect he ordered to have you killed once he realized how much you had beaten him at law?

I ordered him to stand down, if he violated it, the world would be obligated to kill him so idk

He ordered state police to stand down after because idk why

You ordered him to stand down?

Yup

He did too

How did that happen?

Using the google drive documents xD

You ordered Obama to stand down by using the documents?