>having sex

cringe

Use your hand

Actually I lied I do have a gf

Fuck you

Her name is "Lefty"

CRINGE

kek

Oh

use condoms bro you dont know if your bitch has yeast

Left hand

Imagine not doing both

Seriously

or fungi

Left hand

lmao

Fucking how

Gotta move your mouse with the right hand bro

Gotta keep coomin dude

>not rawdogging tinder chicks on the side of the road
>ngmi

left hand on cock
right hand have phone

>imagine not being fat so your penis isnt trapped bzhind fat and you cant fit 2 hands

Lol virgis6

it is currently real incel hours in this chat

if you get clyamidia you can get dick arthritis

I used to be overweight but something happened and I lost forty pounds in two months

I'm a skeleton now

I lost 5 kg

<:really:673419076969824256>

I took back 6

Fuck

I'm not sure whether to say congrats or go to a hospital

Fucking fatass faggot

stop eating doritos

faggot

Kys myself

I have no idea how it happened

tfw always been a skeleton

I dont eat doritos

I think it's because I went and ate like less than a meal a day

They dont even exist in france