@folrick aids

I think she broke my dick

nah

she is a virgin

Get fucked

can't live with em can't live without em I guess
dating sucks but you always miss it when it's gone

or was

c;

The lord pu ished you

>having sex

cringe

Use your hand

Actually I lied I do have a gf

Fuck you

Her name is "Lefty"

CRINGE

kek

Oh

use condoms bro you dont know if your bitch has yeast

Left hand

Imagine not doing both

Seriously

or fungi

Left hand

lmao

Fucking how

Gotta move your mouse with the right hand bro

Gotta keep coomin dude

>not rawdogging tinder chicks on the side of the road
>ngmi

left hand on cock
right hand have phone

>imagine not being fat so your penis isnt trapped bzhind fat and you cant fit 2 hands

Lol virgis6

it is currently real incel hours in this chat

if you get clyamidia you can get dick arthritis

I used to be overweight but something happened and I lost forty pounds in two months

I'm a skeleton now

I lost 5 kg

<:really:673419076969824256>

I took back 6

Fuck

I'm not sure whether to say congrats or go to a hospital