take away the internet

light computer on fire with kerosene

Nah, repurpose the machine

Don't burn it, hand it to the siblings

Slip icy-hot into it while he's away.

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slip TIGER BALM INTO THE MOISTERUIZER

hOEHOEHOEE

Put it somewhere in the open when family visits without him noticing

Shame him. Make sure everyone knows his sin, then we'll see if he feels ashamed.

https://www.tropical-islands.de/ this is the place they were gonna go

the place the kid wanted to bring his flesh light

OH FUCK THATS SUCH AA COOL RESORT

GOD DAMN

SAD

Hm.

I'm listening to that audio play, now it's really becoming miserable. Fuck me, that guy should be taken out back and put down like the animals he jack off to do

read the subtitles

now traveller, you must choose wisely,
in one hand, you have this mlp plush with a fleshlight in it
In the other, it's a tropical resort vacat-

no, i'm not done you can't make a selection

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIVE ME THE THING BACK

Tropical Islands looks fucking cool

Why turn down a holiday to there?

fucking sick vacation

Yeah

that would be a cool vacation

@C. he coulden't bring his m l p f l o o s h l e g h t

Hell, I may just have to spend a couple days there at some point

hmmmm 🤔

that kid is an ungrateful piece of shit with no intention to set himself straight, it's time for his dad to take him out back

at the end she says wheres my child

Germany has extremely high weeb, furry, and brony concentrations

They should’ve beat him harder

^

that is what happens when you don’t beat your kids

I wouldn't mind a small tour of Europe in a Porsche or a McLaren, anyway. Nice, Monaco, Lake Como, Zurich, Bern, Geneva, Basel, Vienna, the Croatian coastline and Moscow would be nice to visit

go STRAIGHT to bulgaria and purchase some MANLY real-estate

The son is such a spoiled cunt. I'd kick his ass for being a degenerate.