A buddy at work uses a Bluetooth earbud to listen to music whilst working. I suddenly got the idea of putting together a set of 3-hour mixes to play whilst working, sort of radio-style, too

German is a very angry language

She is a very dissapointed mother

Anything anyone says sounds angry in German

So probably dot some quotes from the Burnout 3 radio station in the middle or some shit.
And German sounds rather angry, yeah

@Cнeeкi вяeeкi oh that video

i laughed though the whole vid

I can't laugh at that, it's depressing.

The mother is crying

the son is fucking insaane

I'm laughing

I don't know what the fuck I'd do to my son after that

adoption

maybe

like burn his plushies

take away the internet

light computer on fire with kerosene

Nah, repurpose the machine

Don't burn it, hand it to the siblings

Slip icy-hot into it while he's away.

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slip TIGER BALM INTO THE MOISTERUIZER

hOEHOEHOEE

Put it somewhere in the open when family visits without him noticing

Shame him. Make sure everyone knows his sin, then we'll see if he feels ashamed.

https://www.tropical-islands.de/ this is the place they were gonna go

the place the kid wanted to bring his flesh light

OH FUCK THATS SUCH AA COOL RESORT

GOD DAMN

SAD

Hm.

I'm listening to that audio play, now it's really becoming miserable. Fuck me, that guy should be taken out back and put down like the animals he jack off to do

read the subtitles

now traveller, you must choose wisely,
in one hand, you have this mlp plush with a fleshlight in it
In the other, it's a tropical resort vacat-

no, i'm not done you can't make a selection

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIVE ME THE THING BACK

Tropical Islands looks fucking cool

Why turn down a holiday to there?