Message from @Chef Retardee

Discord ID: 505528783877570560

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:49:34 UTC  

I would suggest you print out many copies of this document (slamfire shotgun) and give to them in a case along with their handful of candy.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388053990954369027/505528448908001301/shotgun.png

Tzeentch
2018-10-26 23:49:34 UTC  

@Mussolini he needs a license to give out candy

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:49:40 UTC  

NPCBASRD

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:49:47 UTC  

REDNPCED

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:49:50 UTC  

@Mussolini i can

C.
2018-10-26 23:49:55 UTC  

Last Halloween was good, though. My brother got his knee dislocated by one of my sister's friends and I was just watching him get loaded into an ambulance after my third can of beer

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:49:59 UTC  

i can get them printed for cheap

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:50:09 UTC  

We don't have that kind of problem here in America chef, but you can if you want.

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:50:09 UTC  

like 3 cents a page

Israeli (((Defense))) Force
2018-10-26 23:50:14 UTC  

<:Boomer:473459866225213440>

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:50:17 UTC  

How did his knee get dislocated?

C.
2018-10-26 23:50:32 UTC  

Sister's friend kicked it from the side

NPC
2018-10-26 23:50:34 UTC  

Okay I'm off to do newfag stuff

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:50:36 UTC  

Also, had no idea you had siblings.

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:50:37 UTC  

oof

Israeli (((Defense))) Force
2018-10-26 23:50:40 UTC  

Tay Keith fuck these niggas up

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:50:41 UTC  

ah, the good ole kickeroni.

Tzeentch
2018-10-26 23:50:44 UTC  

>Several People are Typing

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:50:51 UTC  

fug

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:50:53 UTC  

twist noggirs heDs off

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:50:54 UTC  

i want a bot

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:51:03 UTC  

<:GWvertiPeepoSadMan:405951684339302400>

Anemic Crusader
2018-10-26 23:51:10 UTC  

this chat needs MORE DAKKA!!!

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:51:11 UTC  

<:ChromieHomie:473466745361924096>

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:51:12 UTC  

too bad it no good

Chef Retardee
2018-10-26 23:51:16 UTC  

<:GWmythicalFeelsSadMan:374568771421208577>

Tzeentch
2018-10-26 23:51:17 UTC  

MORE DAKKA IS GOOD

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:51:22 UTC  

orng man bad nam

Anemic Crusader
2018-10-26 23:51:23 UTC  

MORE DAKKA!!!!

C.
2018-10-26 23:51:28 UTC  

It wasn't intentional, but it was fun just talking to the ambulance crew whilst drinking some beer

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:51:32 UTC  

dakka dakka flip flops slotting em like vegas

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:51:34 UTC  

the fuq is dakka

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:51:39 UTC  

Yeah, I get that.

Anemic Crusader
2018-10-26 23:51:41 UTC  

DAKKA!DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!
DAKKA!

Tzeentch
2018-10-26 23:51:51 UTC  

ME THINKS DAKKA IS GOOD

C.
2018-10-26 23:51:59 UTC  

Is "dakka" some weeb term?

Mussolini
2018-10-26 23:52:03 UTC  

once had my head split open with a frozen carrot in a manliness contest with mates.

C.
2018-10-26 23:52:03 UTC  

Sounds like it

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:52:29 UTC  

My friends dad won’t give me the wifi password <:REEEE:388062405550145547>

XCUBE720
2018-10-26 23:52:34 UTC  

Gay

Tzeentch
2018-10-26 23:52:38 UTC  

IS THE PASSWORD DAKKA?