Message from @MACrusader

Discord ID: 408112726842277889


2018-01-31 04:11:35 UTC  

impressive

2018-01-31 04:11:35 UTC  

🍹

2018-01-31 04:11:38 UTC  

I want a sparkler in it

2018-01-31 04:11:44 UTC  

ping <@&407860422121881601>

2018-01-31 04:11:49 UTC  
2018-01-31 04:11:51 UTC  

If I don't get retina damage from my drink, what's even the point?

2018-01-31 04:11:54 UTC  

muhahaha

2018-01-31 04:12:09 UTC  

<@&407860422121881601> BUTLER, I REQUIRE A DRINK WITH SPARKLERS AND UMBRELLAS IN IT

2018-01-31 04:12:10 UTC  

* Sips whiskey

2018-01-31 04:12:12 UTC  

mmmyes of course

2018-01-31 04:12:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408112290034876418/oldman.jpg

2018-01-31 04:12:39 UTC  

Preferably served in a coconut but if there are no coconuts, I will accept a hollowed-out mango.

2018-01-31 04:12:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408112394213130241/IMG_-jut2mm.jpg

2018-01-31 04:13:13 UTC  

i have to like that one

2018-01-31 04:13:24 UTC  

for a lesser-than he has a certain charm

2018-01-31 04:13:26 UTC  

mmmyes

2018-01-31 04:13:35 UTC  

Drunken Irish laughter intensifies

2018-01-31 04:13:48 UTC  

dont you have a potato to boil into non-existance?

2018-01-31 04:13:55 UTC  

I lost my eyesight years ago from drinking too much homemade moonshine.....I type on my brail keyboard now..

2018-01-31 04:13:56 UTC  

*chortles elitedly

2018-01-31 04:14:16 UTC  

I already mashed my potato , saxon swine

2018-01-31 04:17:25 UTC  

Yo caan shauckle muh haaandz , boot not meh soul it flys free

2018-01-31 04:17:28 UTC  

mmmyes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408113531368505346/unknown.png

2018-01-31 04:17:46 UTC  

Thurston Bowl III

2018-01-31 04:17:59 UTC  

Dat nigga either Italian or Jew

2018-01-31 04:18:09 UTC  

le original 56%

2018-01-31 04:18:09 UTC  

luvee

2018-01-31 04:18:14 UTC  

mmyes luveee

2018-01-31 04:18:23 UTC  

OH THUHHHHSTON

2018-01-31 04:18:26 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-01-31 04:20:17 UTC  

*guffaws his monocle off

2018-01-31 04:20:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408114250171809796/unknown.png

2018-01-31 04:20:52 UTC  

heavens to mergatroid, all this cavorting is making me all wet

2018-01-31 04:20:59 UTC  

what is this salty substance coming from my pores

2018-01-31 04:21:24 UTC  

wait, is this what you plebians refer to as "sweat" ?

2018-01-31 04:21:40 UTC  

mmyyes, fascinating

2018-01-31 04:21:47 UTC  

Lol

2018-01-31 04:23:54 UTC  

mmyess indeed

2018-01-31 04:23:55 UTC  

somebody tag me and give me a summary of everything discussed since my last post

2018-01-31 04:23:59 UTC  

Salutations, Sir Paddywick!

2018-01-31 04:24:08 UTC  

otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.