impressive

🍹

I want a sparkler in it

ping <@&407860422121881601>

@Joseph Goebbowls no

If I don't get retina damage from my drink, what's even the point?

muhahaha

<@&407860422121881601> BUTLER, I REQUIRE A DRINK WITH SPARKLERS AND UMBRELLAS IN IT

* Sips whiskey

mmmyes of course

@Blitz ⚡

Preferably served in a coconut but if there are no coconuts, I will accept a hollowed-out mango.

i have to like that one

for a lesser-than he has a certain charm

mmmyes

Drunken Irish laughter intensifies

dont you have a potato to boil into non-existance?

I lost my eyesight years ago from drinking too much homemade moonshine.....I type on my brail keyboard now..

*chortles elitedly

I already mashed my potato , saxon swine

Yo caan shauckle muh haaandz , boot not meh soul it flys free

mmmyes

Thurston Bowl III

Dat nigga either Italian or Jew

le original 56%

luvee

mmyes luveee

OH THUHHHHSTON

Hahaha

*guffaws his monocle off

heavens to mergatroid, all this cavorting is making me all wet

what is this salty substance coming from my pores

wait, is this what you plebians refer to as "sweat" ?

mmyyes, fascinating

Lol

mmyess indeed

somebody tag me and give me a summary of everything discussed since my last post

Salutations, Sir Paddywick!

otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.