Message from @Akashic Wrecker
Discord ID: 408115482864910337
*guffaws his monocle off
heavens to mergatroid, all this cavorting is making me all wet
what is this salty substance coming from my pores
wait, is this what you plebians refer to as "sweat" ?
mmyyes, fascinating
Lol
mmyess indeed
somebody tag me and give me a summary of everything discussed since my last post
Salutations, Sir Paddywick!
otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.
@Akashic Wrecker mmmyes. umbrella drinks. money. <@&407860422121881601> being obstinant. more mmyess's
G'eve my lovely island dwelling wanker.
Aaahh meh boy'o Paddy
Where's my fag!?
I'm fighting all of you
come at me
Fag! <@&407860422121881601> Bring me toast!
paddy did you see my R6 siege screenshot i tagged you in yesterday
@Blitz ⚡ fetch yourself saxon swine
hhahahaha
I'm Bowlvarian, not Saxon!
I can kill you through your computers
I'm going to go buy some alcohol i'll be back in a bit
i took a screen of me laying prone and punting my dick with teh butt of my rifle
just for you
that's not punting
I can kill people with mental bowlepathy
No Scythian shall ever serve the Hunnic Horde .. drunkard or not
a whole new definintion of "butt stroke"
i want a video of you knocking that dick and balls with your rifle stock to the outfield for a double
and run the bases properly
i hate sloppy base running
i know how to recover from testicular impact
i can run it
otherwise, I'm going to get my wickets out and it's time for cricket
Now listen here, you little ruffians <@&407860422121881601>. If you do not fetch me my toast like a good fag is supposed to, then I shall insert this here contraption into my penis and rain golden justice down upon thee.
mmmyes of course
Blitz is the honorary Fag-Master
@Blitz ⚡ i need your help in getting my foreskin back. its gotta be somewhere