No but my father is asian

Lucky...

My father is Bangladeshi

And a Muslim

BONUS POINTS!!!

I wish I had those tier 1 gaming skills😭

I'm winning those diversity bingos!!

Oof

Chinese food

Trans men wanna start appearing in nude magazines

Imagine that happens someday

Wait, wdym by trans men?

Femboys

Males who butchered themselves

Ah ok

So M to F Trans

As Pornhub defines them as

@patriot PORN IS GOOD

Hey, why not wank?

None of my business if you fuck a girl, guy or your hand!

Hell! I'm looking for porn right now!

Jk

well maybe that's why you are depressed

I'm not depressed

Nah, I'm depressed because my football team lost

Or soccer for you Americans

WHY DIDN'T THEY FUCKING ATTACK?!

who were they playing against

Man City

We lost 2 - 1 because Klopp (the Coach) didn't put on an attacking team

That ended our unbeaten streak

WWE is fake

Nuff said

But the Man City players were such pussies!

Everytime they got tackled, they fell!

The women's team falls less than some of the men!

You hardly see that shit in Liverpool (the team I support)

They're actual men!

nice

Liverpool is one of the manliest major football teams

"Gayest"