yeah my gf wasn't with me for money

She was with you for dick then

😏

My gf's ex is one of those annoyingly clingy ex's

And he said nigga way too much. Even for a black guy

are you arab

Nope

No but my father is asian

Lucky...

My father is Bangladeshi

And a Muslim

BONUS POINTS!!!

I wish I had those tier 1 gaming skills😭

I'm winning those diversity bingos!!

Oof

Chinese food

Trans men wanna start appearing in nude magazines

Imagine that happens someday

Wait, wdym by trans men?

Femboys

Males who butchered themselves

Ah ok

So M to F Trans

As Pornhub defines them as

@patriot PORN IS GOOD

Hey, why not wank?

None of my business if you fuck a girl, guy or your hand!

Hell! I'm looking for porn right now!

Jk

well maybe that's why you are depressed

I'm not depressed

Nah, I'm depressed because my football team lost

Or soccer for you Americans

WHY DIDN'T THEY FUCKING ATTACK?!

who were they playing against

Man City

We lost 2 - 1 because Klopp (the Coach) didn't put on an attacking team

That ended our unbeaten streak

WWE is fake

Nuff said

But the Man City players were such pussies!