Message from @TheBritishGamer ❤🔑 (Meh)

Discord ID: 530528950515007488


2019-01-03 23:27:55 UTC  

Eh...natural tits are kinda small tbh

2019-01-03 23:28:01 UTC  

And dangly

2019-01-03 23:28:21 UTC  

If they're not small they're big but saggy

2019-01-03 23:28:43 UTC  

I'd still jerk off tho

2019-01-03 23:28:50 UTC  

why don't you get a real girl instead

2019-01-03 23:28:54 UTC  

I do

2019-01-03 23:28:57 UTC  

*Dabs*

2019-01-03 23:29:27 UTC  

Uh...because I'm a no life loser irl that spends his days talking to strangers online

2019-01-03 23:29:32 UTC  

Pfff this guy

2019-01-03 23:29:42 UTC  

"Why don't you get a gf irl"

2019-01-03 23:30:03 UTC  

Ikr

2019-01-03 23:30:13 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-03 23:30:18 UTC  

so no depression or social anxiety, yet still a no life loser

2019-01-03 23:30:45 UTC  

You can be a loser and not be a depressed anxious wreck

2019-01-03 23:30:59 UTC  

Yeah! Look at me! Now I'm just bored as fuck!

2019-01-03 23:31:12 UTC  

Which is a slight improvement

2019-01-03 23:31:39 UTC  

well maybe if you didn't watch porn you'd have courage to talk up to girls

2019-01-03 23:31:50 UTC  

I do talk to them

2019-01-03 23:31:56 UTC  

They just hate me overall

2019-01-03 23:32:24 UTC  

Because I don't know when to stfu and I'm a total douchebag

2019-01-03 23:32:38 UTC  

Don't worry dude, right girl will come along

2019-01-03 23:32:47 UTC  

yeah I wish you good luck

2019-01-03 23:33:50 UTC  

The thing about me is if I'm quiet people will say I'm shy and boring but if I talk I'm an annoying asshole, so it's always a lose lose scenario

2019-01-03 23:34:22 UTC  

South Koreans don't have sex drive, everyones brains have been fried by electronics

2019-01-03 23:34:27 UTC  

I'm never quiet

2019-01-03 23:34:53 UTC  

And South Korea is like Japan's less horny cousin

2019-01-03 23:36:08 UTC  

Sometimes its better to just stick to porn, for both, guys and girls

2019-01-03 23:36:56 UTC  

Yeah I mean when you're lonely you kinda want a gf but once you have one is it really worth it? I mean what if she wants to break up one day all that time waisted

2019-01-03 23:37:14 UTC  

sex is worth it

2019-01-03 23:37:27 UTC  

But that's why I watch porn

2019-01-03 23:37:28 UTC  

I see all these ugly girls and guys with confidence through the roof, they think that they are important or something but it's actually cringe af

2019-01-03 23:37:45 UTC  

Also it's called going to strip clubs

2019-01-03 23:38:00 UTC  

You want a gf? Be humble but confident

2019-01-03 23:38:03 UTC  

yeah i mean difference between jacking off and sex is like night and day

2019-01-03 23:38:29 UTC  

No-one likes a jackass who thinks he's better than everyone. However, no-one likes a pussy

2019-01-03 23:38:33 UTC  

That's why it's called going to a strip club and find a hoe to fuck

2019-01-03 23:38:40 UTC  

You don't really need a gf

2019-01-03 23:38:50 UTC  

it's different with a girlfriend

2019-01-03 23:38:55 UTC  

How?

2019-01-03 23:39:05 UTC  

You're putting the dick in the bitch same shit

2019-01-03 23:39:17 UTC  

Girlfriend can borrow u money lmao