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i is back now, and i pledge to not say the n word
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@poopsock jones Is Gay, he tried to rape me
@spoge boi me bob you are gonna say it, black is in your name?
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**racism**: A term that used to mean [prejudice] towards one or more races.
In modern use, this word is used by people to explain the behaviour of people of other races, whether race is called into [the issue] or not.
Also: racism can now also include having good race [relations]. If you try to be friends with someone of a different race, someone will call you a racist.
*Me: Dude I met this black guy when I was...
Idiot: RACIST!
Me: How is that racism? I was going to say that I met this [black dude] when I was going to see my best friend, who's asian.
Idiot: You're [just friends] with that asian because you think that makes you a good person for not being racist! You must feel sorry for him, you goddamn racist!
Me: Race doesn't come into it. But [people like you] force race issues into everything.*
*(<http://racism.urbanup.com/1559644>)* *9 more results*
i just had to say that
-define Gay
**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, chillin’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re [not gay]”*
*(<http://gay.urbanup.com/12450443>)* *9 more results*
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-define Communism
**Communism**: Communism is a socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an [egalitarian], [classless], [stateless] society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.
*"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: [Abolish] all [private property]." - [Karl Marx]*
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-define stumping
**Stumping**: Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit [the brakes] and crouch down, much like the [fetal position]. Not being able to [dodge this] new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
*Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all [scraped up]?
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the [blacktop].
Austin: Haha! that's called [stumping]. He does that to everyone.*
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Wait shit y horrible is not more than 5 feet
My hottub
-define tranny
**tranny**: 1. transvestite
2. transsexual
3. [transparency] ([photog].)
4. transit van ([veh].)
*"Fuck. I have left the [trannies] of the trannies in the back of the tranny."
- A [fetish] [photographer].*
*(<http://tranny.urbanup.com/60542>)* *9 more results*
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-define alabama hot pocket
**alabama hot pocket**: [A sex] move where one [shits] into [the woman's] vagina
*[Me and] this girl last night were doing some [kinky shit] [and then] I gave her an alabama hot pocket*
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-define guacamole nigga penis
**Guacamole nigga penis**: When a male of African descent proceeds to use [guacamole] as a substitute for [lubricant] when engaging in the process of masturbation because he can not afford real [lube].
*“Guacamole nigga penis” - [Martin Luther King Jr]., 1964*
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