Message from @poopsock jones
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@spoge boi me bob you are gonna say it, black is in your name?
@N*gga i don't fuck furries?
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**racism**: A term that used to mean [prejudice] towards one or more races.
In modern use, this word is used by people to explain the behaviour of people of other races, whether race is called into [the issue] or not.
Also: racism can now also include having good race [relations]. If you try to be friends with someone of a different race, someone will call you a racist.
*Me: Dude I met this black guy when I was...
Idiot: RACIST!
Me: How is that racism? I was going to say that I met this [black dude] when I was going to see my best friend, who's asian.
Idiot: You're [just friends] with that asian because you think that makes you a good person for not being racist! You must feel sorry for him, you goddamn racist!
Me: Race doesn't come into it. But [people like you] force race issues into everything.*
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i just had to say that
-define Gay
**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, chillin’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re [not gay]”*
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Lol
-define Communism
**Communism**: Communism is a socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an [egalitarian], [classless], [stateless] society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.
*"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: [Abolish] all [private property]." - [Karl Marx]*
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-define stumping
**Stumping**: Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit [the brakes] and crouch down, much like the [fetal position]. Not being able to [dodge this] new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
*Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all [scraped up]?
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the [blacktop].
Austin: Haha! that's called [stumping]. He does that to everyone.*
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Wait shit y horrible is not more than 5 feet
My hottub
-define tranny
**tranny**: 1. transvestite
2. transsexual
3. [transparency] ([photog].)
4. transit van ([veh].)
*"Fuck. I have left the [trannies] of the trannies in the back of the tranny."
- A [fetish] [photographer].*
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-define alabama hot pocket
**alabama hot pocket**: [A sex] move where one [shits] into [the woman's] vagina
*[Me and] this girl last night were doing some [kinky shit] [and then] I gave her an alabama hot pocket*
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**Guacamole nigga penis**: When a male of African descent proceeds to use [guacamole] as a substitute for [lubricant] when engaging in the process of masturbation because he can not afford real [lube].
*“Guacamole nigga penis” - [Martin Luther King Jr]., 1964*
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@poopsock jones wtf
-define incest
**Incest**: [Having sex] with [members] of ones own [family].
*Incest, [the game] the [whole] [family] can play.*
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its beatiful
-define furry
**furry**: There is no one single definition of what a furry is. Even within the [furry fandom], people cannot always agree on just what makes a person a furry or not.
Some would argue that to be a furry, you must think and talk like one (i.e. use furry specific words and phrases). Even if you go to conventions, wear a [fursuit], draw the art, writes the stories etc but don't talk using furry lingo, you're not a furry. Basically, someone that may [walk the walk] but doesn’t [talk the talk].
Others would argue that even liking anthropomorphic creatures makes you a furry. You may have no idea the furry fandom exists or have ever heard of a furry convention, let alone any of the websites; simply liking 'anthro' [critters] makes you a furry.
The way I see it, if or if you don’t consider yourself a furry is a matter of [personal opinion].
As with any hobby, most furries are normal people just like anyone you'll meet at work/school or going to/from work/school or anywhere. Then there is the small percent that are hard core fans and have taken [what for] most is a hobby and perverted it (sometimes in an all to literal sense).
As is with so many other things in life, the few that take it too far tend to be the loudest. The [silent majority] are often forced into silence by the loud majority for fear that people will label them as being in the same class as the minority that have perverted it.
One unfortunate side effect of the internet and the relative anonymity that some sites grant their users is people are able to engage in activities (even if only on a virtual level) that they would never even consider doing in real life. An example of this is trolls of message boards that say things to people they’d never say to them in person. I think a lot of the stereotypes associated with furries are because of this.
In conclusion, as with any hobby, there are some furries that have taken it too far and/or perverted what for many is a fun harmless hobby.
*If only the [silent majority] were not so silent, people would realise there is more to [furries] then [perversion].*
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Symptoms include new or increasingly strong headaches, blurred vision, loss of balance, confusion, and seizures. In some cases, there may be no symptoms.
-define bbc
**BBC**: [Big Black Cock]
*I used [to know] a friend, all she could [talk about] was how she wanted that BBC [badly]*
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-define pp
**PP**: A [BODY PART] THAT GET [HELLA HARD]
*WHY [TF] [MY PP] [HARD]*
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😝
-define alaskan pipeline
**alaskan pipeline**: n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber [overnight], then inserting it in to ones anus.
Invented at the University of [Iowa] by Brian and [Andy] S. in 2001.
*[Andy]: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will [spank] us!"
Andy: "Aww [shucks] Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."*
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-define rusty trombone
**rusty trombone**: When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like [the giver] is playing a [trombone]...with a 'rusty', brown [mouthpiece].
*[Carol] introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her [tounge] in his ass and [tugged] on his cock.*
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-define define
**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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