-define define

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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wow hahahha

@beyond_gravity how much of a n word pass do i have?

-define cuck

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
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-define N-word

**N-word**: [Keemstar's] [favorite word].
*[Keemstar]: I AM GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD!
[Skipper]: [THAT'S RACIST] YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Keemstar: NI-- *dies**
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-define stink bandit

**Banditism**: [The act] of [being a bandit].
*The weenagoblin studiously [poured] over [forgotten] tomes of Banditism.*
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@rory like a bit

YES

-define two in the pink

**two in the pink**: [getting] [two fingers] up [the vag]
*He [gave her two] [in the pink].*
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-define space dock fondue

**Space Dock Fondue**: A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "[fondue pot]." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "[space dock fondue] pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a [chocolate covered banana].
*Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some [Jenga]??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up [Suzi's] cunt with my ass juice and we have a [space dock fondue] party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.*
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-define sex

**sex**: [What kind] of moron are you that you [look up] sex in [the urban dictionary]?
*Looking up sex??? [Seriously], [get off] now before I [turn off] the internet.*
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can i say it 3 times @beyond_gravity

-define free mason

**Free Mason**: A man who just [broke up] with his girlfriend and is [excited] to [get back] into the dating world.
*Tim: Is that Josh over there?
[Jason]: Yeah, he's with those three girls.

Tim: Guess he's [moving on] pretty fast.
Jason: Yeah, he's a free [mason].*
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No like 1

-define funny

**funny**: The [fact] that you're [wasting time] [looking] up "funny".
*[That's funny].*
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damn

-define munging

-define freemason

-define trap

**Munging**: "The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and [elbow drop] [the corpse's] stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and [embalming] materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one."
*[Dude], [let's go] Munging!.*
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**Freemason**: An initiated and [accepted] Brother in [the Craft] known as [Freemasonry]
*[Wow]... that Freemason [sure] is a good [fellow]!*
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**Trap**: The Term "[trap]" Is used usually towards people that would at first appear to be cute girls, But are actually boys who have more of a feminine side whether being a homosexual or not. This [links] to the meme "[traps are gay]" Where men argue whether being intimate or liking a "trap" is gay.
*Don't fall for it dude, that's really a trap!
[It's a trap].
[Traps are gay].
[She's a Trap].*
*(<http://trap.urbanup.com/12497084>)* *9 more results*

-define tryhard

**Tryhard**: A Tryhard is someone who trys [too hard] to be [included] in a group of people.
Someone that will [copy] anything someone else does / something other people in a group do, listen to, act like, or look like, To become accepted in the group.
*[Alec] is such a [tryhard], all of [the bands] he listens to, he gets off us, he can't get his own life.*
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@YAGPDB.xyz is mean

-define hood

**hood**: Adjective: Someone who is from an inner city and expresses the essence of [urban culture]. Not to be confused with ghetto because a person can be hood but not ghetto at all. Describing a person as 'hood" can be a positive compliment but describing someone as ghetto is usually derogatory. Many people that are "hood" are successful, classy individuals who not only survived the perils of the inner city but love their hometown and have a desire to make it better for everyone there. Whereas people described as ghetto are usually poor, trashy and [uncouth]. Back in the day, many "ghetto" people lived in the projects. "Hood" describes people from the hood who were raised with the hip hop era but are not and have never been ghetto. Many grew up in middle class households in the hood. They are [home boys] and home girls.
*Dude is [so hood]. Did you [peep] his [style]?*
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-define YAGPDB.xyz#8760

**YAGPDB.xyz**: Popular [Discord bot]. [Feeds] on the souls of its [users].
*YAGPDB.xyz [ate] [my soul]!*
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got a make it count

Lmao