*If only the [silent majority] were not so silent, people would realise there is more to [furries] then [perversion].*
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Symptoms include new or increasingly strong headaches, blurred vision, loss of balance, confusion, and seizures. In some cases, there may be no symptoms.

-define bbc

**BBC**: [Big Black Cock]
*I used [to know] a friend, all she could [talk about] was how she wanted that BBC [badly]*
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-define pp

**PP**: A [BODY PART] THAT GET [HELLA HARD]
*WHY [TF] [MY PP] [HARD]*
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😝

-define alaskan pipeline

**alaskan pipeline**: n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber [overnight], then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of [Iowa] by Brian and [Andy] S. in 2001.
*[Andy]: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will [spank] us!"

Andy: "Aww [shucks] Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."*
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-define rusty trombone

**rusty trombone**: When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like [the giver] is playing a [trombone]...with a 'rusty', brown [mouthpiece].
*[Carol] introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her [tounge] in his ass and [tugged] on his cock.*
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-define define

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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wow hahahha

@beyond_gravity how much of a n word pass do i have?

-define cuck

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
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-define N-word

**N-word**: [Keemstar's] [favorite word].
*[Keemstar]: I AM GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD!
[Skipper]: [THAT'S RACIST] YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Keemstar: NI-- *dies**
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-define stink bandit

**Banditism**: [The act] of [being a bandit].
*The weenagoblin studiously [poured] over [forgotten] tomes of Banditism.*
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@rory like a bit

YES

-define two in the pink

**two in the pink**: [getting] [two fingers] up [the vag]
*He [gave her two] [in the pink].*
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-define space dock fondue

**Space Dock Fondue**: A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "[fondue pot]." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "[space dock fondue] pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a [chocolate covered banana].
*Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some [Jenga]??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up [Suzi's] cunt with my ass juice and we have a [space dock fondue] party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.*
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-define sex

**sex**: [What kind] of moron are you that you [look up] sex in [the urban dictionary]?
*Looking up sex??? [Seriously], [get off] now before I [turn off] the internet.*
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can i say it 3 times @beyond_gravity

-define free mason

**Free Mason**: A man who just [broke up] with his girlfriend and is [excited] to [get back] into the dating world.
*Tim: Is that Josh over there?
[Jason]: Yeah, he's with those three girls.

Tim: Guess he's [moving on] pretty fast.
Jason: Yeah, he's a free [mason].*
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No like 1

-define funny

**funny**: The [fact] that you're [wasting time] [looking] up "funny".
*[That's funny].*
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damn

-define munging

-define freemason

-define trap

**Munging**: "The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and [elbow drop] [the corpse's] stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and [embalming] materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one."
*[Dude], [let's go] Munging!.*
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