Japan ruined them tho with early attacks

They wanted legit world domination

They just wanted to attack America last

Japan wanted to invade America too tho

Cause they know we have a big military

Japan wanted to infect all Americans with skinny eyes

Which is why no one wants to invade us

Or what I like to call, “skinny eye syndrome”

I think you mean Rice Vision

GG @ezethral, you just advanced to level 4!

@ezethral look what I’m gonna build in my backyard

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVPURGY6u5g

Area 51?

Mom banned me from Minecraft because apparently I wasn’t being active enough

So imma play Minecraft in the yard

Minecraft is a violent video game that causes mass shootings

Bullshit

It’s a pure game

It’s a Christian game that promotes Christian values

@ezethral you should give this a read

i just read into "hitler's plans"

he didnt fucking have any

he mentioned a fantasy

where he teams up with britain to take over a failed state of america

ie america collapsing from within

then germany and britain ally to take over

thats a literal fantasy dude

@Green Syndicalism what are your thoughts on this?

its not a serious military risk

lol

Lol the axis powers seem straight up retarded to me. I know history is written by victors but I feel like there were too many super idiot moves

MC is for trannylords

Betraying Stalin

Pearl Harbor

No

and japan didnt want to invade america

Minecraft isn’t for trannies

japan wanted east asian dominance

Minecraft is a pure Christian game

Pearl harbor was Japan being salty about world war 1

and that required the philipines and hawaii to be taken out