Message from @NitrousOxide
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woah
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bernie might die while in office
Dude's old asf
Bernie is only like 5 years older than Trump lol. All these old guys can fall dead any moment
Yeah but Trump didn't have a heart attack during the primaries
Tbf Bernie seems to have a better lifestyle than trump does
And if Trump would have a medical condition he wouldn’t make it public
I mean there was one President who secretly had a brain operation on a ship
Forgot which one
Trump is a reanimated corpse at this point - I don't think it's fair to compare a living breathing human like Bernie to him in terms of "health"
I was on the bus a few months ago and caught the eye of a beautiful blonde woman, I smiled and she smiled back. As the bus was coming to a stop shes still ocassionally glances and me and smiles while routing inside her purse, pulls out some tic tacs and I know this bitch is a fucking shill, I stand up, spit on her and get off the bus.
Flash forward a few months and I've been seeing this girl. We're about 3 weeks in and laying in bed after a wonderful date night. Talking about random stuff and then she slips in how much better her NEW IPHONE is, battery life, better screen and camera. I see red and black out, fucking shills are everywhere, wake up alone and she text me saying never to talk to her again. I guess Apple pulled their marketing budget from me.
Then a few weeks back I'm catching up with my closest friend, we're having a pint at our local, catching up, I tell him about my problems with shills and advertising and he recommends I start using NordVPN, they hide your identity online, help against advertisements etc etc. I've known this guy for 20 years and now this cunt is shilling me.
Instantly I pick up my glass and smash it over his face and start laying punches into him, a guy from across the bar comes and pulls me off and all I can see is his fucking Rolex watch, stab him in the throat with the broken pint glass. I manage to get away and I'm on the run right now but I cant stop thinking about Tic Tacs, i could really use one right now, especially being away from home and on the go I could use a convenient way to freshen my breath. They're really affordable to which is handly as the banks have cancelled all my cards. Available to purchase at almost any convenience store. It's not just a mint, it's a tic tac
hahahaha
