I can handle that on my own

doubt it

>hey guiz, walkin vag here, since u programmed my iphone y doesnt it start my car and lick my pussy for me

>waits at apple store for 5 hours for some faggot to fix something she could have googled

Never have been in one Ronald faggot

sure your husband has

He ordered it

i pity the man

He can't be arsed to leave his side (main) bitch to go to the apple store for the vagina that pushed out his kids.

I wouldn't either.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I'm just saying for 15 bucks you can get some guy to deliver an iphone

And not have to leave your other cumdumpster

Im saying he does all the chores

"hire a landscaper"

Lolz

fucking shoot me

The day I don't do my own yard work is the day I give into vagina magic

Mark my fucking words

>When the same people bitching about illegal immigration are also paying 120 bucks a month to a crew of illegals for their lawncare

Ron you'll never find someone to take your virginity

but thankfully we have robots nowadays

thancc

np vro

i gotchu

virgins get fucced tho

you gotta runt he path then say fucc it

whatever the fuck you just said

or actually find a bitch who aint spoiled ass shit

fuck

'eh a bitch can be spoiled

discord desktop laggy af this morning

but you gotta wonder about a bitch that spends all day talking to other guys who tell her to kill herself constantly

its like a retarded and bassboosted version of the great gatsby

with some chemo on the side

Damn son

I like that

>its like a retarded and bassboosted version of the great gatsby

your welcome nigger

finish muh dataset faggot

Its gonna be a hot min