ill take cancer for 500 plz

no no, u want the doxorubicin

inside you

all over

killing your cancer hopefully before it kills you

but if not

'eh

win win

Capped

meta mornings ftw

So gay

At least we dont have to ask half the internet how to be gay

Haha

>when you dont realize that you actually are complementing us and playing into our shit

I can handle that on my own

doubt it

>hey guiz, walkin vag here, since u programmed my iphone y doesnt it start my car and lick my pussy for me

>waits at apple store for 5 hours for some faggot to fix something she could have googled

Never have been in one Ronald faggot

sure your husband has

He ordered it

i pity the man

He can't be arsed to leave his side (main) bitch to go to the apple store for the vagina that pushed out his kids.

I wouldn't either.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I'm just saying for 15 bucks you can get some guy to deliver an iphone

And not have to leave your other cumdumpster

Im saying he does all the chores

"hire a landscaper"

Lolz

fucking shoot me

The day I don't do my own yard work is the day I give into vagina magic

Mark my fucking words

>When the same people bitching about illegal immigration are also paying 120 bucks a month to a crew of illegals for their lawncare

Ron you'll never find someone to take your virginity

but thankfully we have robots nowadays

thancc

np vro

i gotchu

virgins get fucced tho

you gotta runt he path then say fucc it