Message from @Blitz ⚡

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2018-02-01 10:15:27 UTC  

The Hapsburgs were austrian. Spain was owned by an austrian family so... congrats I guess?

2018-02-01 10:15:36 UTC  

Germanics win again

2018-02-01 10:16:01 UTC  

ever hear of noble families marrying?

2018-02-01 10:16:07 UTC  

with that logic no king was native

2018-02-01 10:16:12 UTC  

also look at that map

2018-02-01 10:16:15 UTC  

Cypriots are mud monkeys

2018-02-01 10:16:15 UTC  

portugal

2018-02-01 10:16:16 UTC  

netherlands

2018-02-01 10:16:24 UTC  

But I'll get money and training from them so I don't care tbh

2018-02-01 10:16:25 UTC  

the mighty milanese city state

2018-02-01 10:16:31 UTC  

When germans marry their way into owning your kingdom and you're salty as fuck about it several centuries later

2018-02-01 10:16:36 UTC  

Plus they're nice people but holy shit they're dark

2018-02-01 10:16:48 UTC  

Can't tell a Cypriot from an Egyptian or Lebanese

2018-02-01 10:16:55 UTC  

I thought your mother was one

2018-02-01 10:17:08 UTC  

Nah she was born there though

2018-02-01 10:17:08 UTC  

Lol

2018-02-01 10:17:20 UTC  

when your people never built anything greater than a one story mud hut but your salty as fuckin about it several centuries later

2018-02-01 10:17:20 UTC  

Got it riiiiiiiight

2018-02-01 10:17:31 UTC  

When you can't sail open ocean

2018-02-01 10:17:33 UTC  

name a nordcuck city

2018-02-01 10:17:35 UTC  

I look Ukrainian apparently

2018-02-01 10:17:39 UTC  

SLAVA UKRAINI

2018-02-01 10:17:42 UTC  

of that time

2018-02-01 10:17:55 UTC  

cant sail open ocean? lmao the spanish dominated the worlds seas for centuries

2018-02-01 10:18:04 UTC  

Yeah like a million years later

2018-02-01 10:18:08 UTC  

compare a spanish galleon to a shitty ass viking boat

2018-02-01 10:18:19 UTC  

Meds couldn't sail open ocean until Germanics literally taught them how

2018-02-01 10:18:23 UTC  

name a norduck city of that time that could compare to a mainland city

2018-02-01 10:18:33 UTC  

Phoenicians ...

2018-02-01 10:18:33 UTC  

Nordic shipbuilding was 😩

2018-02-01 10:18:42 UTC  

Phonecians couldn't sail open ocean

2018-02-01 10:18:49 UTC  

they were restricted to the med

2018-02-01 10:18:49 UTC  

The best the Greeks could manage was sailing around Britain

2018-02-01 10:19:17 UTC  

Holy shit there are so many foreigners in my class

2018-02-01 10:19:30 UTC  

Spanish and French eurgh

2018-02-01 10:19:30 UTC  

Their gay boats would capsize if they tried to go too far

2018-02-01 10:19:41 UTC  

Didnt cavemen do it like 10,000 years before the vikingz

2018-02-01 10:19:44 UTC  

fucking greek ships could of sailed open ocean if they wanted

2018-02-01 10:19:50 UTC  

Hahahahaha

2018-02-01 10:20:00 UTC  

Iirc there's evidence the romans reached America