Message from @TheBowlFather

Discord ID: 408565773557301268


2018-02-01 10:12:14 UTC  

Lol

2018-02-01 10:12:21 UTC  

Literally conquered more of Europe than Spain ever dreamed of

2018-02-01 10:12:47 UTC  

Spain conquered a continent and a half

2018-02-01 10:12:57 UTC  

Span conquered a bunch of gooks with wooden armor

2018-02-01 10:13:00 UTC  

when they had guns

2018-02-01 10:13:10 UTC  

spain=holy roman empire

2018-02-01 10:13:20 UTC  

nords got iceland

2018-02-01 10:13:24 UTC  

Hapsburgs

2018-02-01 10:13:29 UTC  

uninhabited incest garbage

2018-02-01 10:13:38 UTC  

LOL

2018-02-01 10:13:38 UTC  

Muh Isabella

2018-02-01 10:13:40 UTC  

INCEST

2018-02-01 10:13:44 UTC  

TALKING ABOUT HAPSBURGS

2018-02-01 10:13:46 UTC  

AND INCEST

2018-02-01 10:13:47 UTC  

LMFAO

2018-02-01 10:14:05 UTC  

i didnt mention incest

2018-02-01 10:14:08 UTC  

buttt

2018-02-01 10:14:12 UTC  

iceland=incest

2018-02-01 10:14:21 UTC  

Iceland is like 40 percent celtic genetically from Irish warbrides

2018-02-01 10:14:27 UTC  

hapsburgs were 1 family

2018-02-01 10:14:31 UTC  

iceland is an entire nation

2018-02-01 10:14:35 UTC  

HELLO IT IS I, CARLOS II OF SPAIN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408565792389726209/retardo.jpg

2018-02-01 10:14:36 UTC  

Feels bad man

2018-02-01 10:14:47 UTC  

RETARDED AND INBRED AS FUC

2018-02-01 10:14:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408565884001583108/unknown.png

2018-02-01 10:15:27 UTC  

The Hapsburgs were austrian. Spain was owned by an austrian family so... congrats I guess?

2018-02-01 10:15:36 UTC  

Germanics win again

2018-02-01 10:16:01 UTC  

ever hear of noble families marrying?

2018-02-01 10:16:07 UTC  

with that logic no king was native

2018-02-01 10:16:12 UTC  

also look at that map

2018-02-01 10:16:15 UTC  

Cypriots are mud monkeys

2018-02-01 10:16:15 UTC  

portugal

2018-02-01 10:16:16 UTC  

netherlands

2018-02-01 10:16:24 UTC  

But I'll get money and training from them so I don't care tbh

2018-02-01 10:16:25 UTC  

the mighty milanese city state

2018-02-01 10:16:31 UTC  

When germans marry their way into owning your kingdom and you're salty as fuck about it several centuries later

2018-02-01 10:16:36 UTC  

Plus they're nice people but holy shit they're dark

2018-02-01 10:16:48 UTC  

Can't tell a Cypriot from an Egyptian or Lebanese

2018-02-01 10:16:55 UTC  

I thought your mother was one

2018-02-01 10:17:08 UTC  

Nah she was born there though

2018-02-01 10:17:08 UTC  

Lol