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meat

No

Bad idea

@Trash Squid what’s the over/under before someone puts a dick pic here

I volunteer as tribute

Meat

I'm going to pick up some meat right now

Alright so seasoning

I don't have a smoker

But I have a crock pot and I know you can still make pretty good pork ribs in it

What's your best blend of seasoning/sauce

Or the ones you prefer to use for "barbecue" pork

I marinate in Tony’s, apple juice, and cracked black pepper

I've heard Dr. Pepper or just Coca Cola does a decent job as well

Nyet

Apple + pork

Soda is way better for chicken

Now if you’re going to do chicken make a sauce out of catch up and your preferred dark soda

Ketchup*

Im pleasantly surprised that there's no dicks here

Please keep it that way
There's plenty of roasted, grilled, stir fried, broiled, boiled, cured and Lord in heaven knows what other ways of meats there are