They are weird ass birds

Sound like humans calling for help when they cry

I want a cassowary

No you don't

Unless you don't value your nutsack

If it kills me that's a risk I'll take. I want an attack birb

I can't get a dinosaur so I'll get the next best thing

Get something that isn't a bird

That can actually be trained

Soooooo a snek?

Emu army ftw

They beat the Australians

The best attack animal is a crocodilian

Niggas be posturin until a fucking bayou alligator death rolls their arm off

so i saw the word feng shui spelled out and nearly had a stroke trying to read it

The spelling of feng shui is an oxymoron to the definition

https://youtu.be/QmltIMPMeP0

This birb doesn't give a fuck

Wasp on his back

Gangster birb

He's like yea bitch come fight me,,,, I have weaponized insects

Literally was shocked that he didn't care, bubba doesn't want anyone to touch him

Obligatory Tits

Fancy lil mfs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266992858538573824/698251551629770792/video0.mp4

At my office