Message from @FMJackalope

Discord ID: 671913853843537921


2020-01-27 02:02:08 UTC  

Bratwurst are the best hot dogs

2020-01-27 02:02:47 UTC  

Weisswurst

2020-01-27 12:19:04 UTC  

WeiƟwurst is weird sometimes

2020-01-27 12:19:26 UTC  

They can be really soft because you slow boil them for breakfast

2020-01-28 12:52:52 UTC  

Beer slaw

2020-01-28 12:52:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671699224102043661/image0.jpg

2020-01-28 12:52:58 UTC  

*beet

2020-01-28 12:54:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671699634573279232/image0.jpg

2020-01-28 13:05:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671702466747826196/image0.jpg

2020-01-28 13:05:51 UTC  

Turkey titty

2020-01-28 16:26:27 UTC  

Roast beef

2020-01-28 16:26:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671752979199557632/image0.jpg

2020-01-29 02:49:50 UTC  

Got a surplus Spaghetti canteen today, immediately made a *decadent* army mochachino. I only wish it were Coffee Instant Type 2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671909844910997514/JPEG_20200128_212102.jpg

2020-01-29 02:50:44 UTC  

I should specify, the canteen came with a holster and cup. Canteen and holster not pictured above

2020-01-29 02:53:35 UTC  

Holster?

2020-01-29 02:53:43 UTC  

Uh

2020-01-29 02:57:38 UTC  

>he doesn't holster his canteen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671911807731892224/JPEG_20200128_204439.jpg

2020-01-29 03:04:24 UTC  

thats a cover you dong

2020-01-29 03:04:29 UTC  

or a pouch

2020-01-29 03:04:34 UTC  

no one calls it a holster

2020-01-29 03:05:46 UTC  

Jesus

2020-01-29 03:05:57 UTC  

I was just looking at pictures I took my canteen cups

2020-01-29 03:07:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671914187299094570/20190811_124040.jpg

2020-01-29 03:07:16 UTC  

Grape drank

2020-01-29 03:07:36 UTC  

bruh moment

2020-01-29 03:07:46 UTC  

shit looks like paint

2020-01-29 03:07:56 UTC  

why is it so opaque

2020-01-29 03:08:05 UTC  

Could be the light

2020-01-29 03:08:07 UTC  

Mmmm

2020-01-29 03:08:16 UTC  

FMJ drinks paint

2020-01-29 03:09:00 UTC  

<:brainlet:563094783879544832>

2020-01-29 03:09:10 UTC  

>he doesn't call any container a holster

2020-01-29 03:09:18 UTC  

Are you even a /k/ommando?

2020-01-29 03:09:24 UTC  

You may have been ousted, m8

2020-01-29 03:09:31 UTC  

i'm gonna shove you in the garbage disposal holster

2020-01-29 03:10:06 UTC  

im obviously a federal agent reporting all of you to my superiors and seeing how long it takes for you to believe me

2020-01-29 03:10:30 UTC  

>his canteen holster isnt flecktarn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665303093973614629/671915044015046695/20200128_222442.jpg

2020-01-29 03:10:46 UTC  

that shit dont fit

2020-01-29 03:10:47 UTC  

>his canteen isn't spaghetti and comes with a built in pasta strainer

2020-01-29 10:05:33 UTC  

flecktarn <:JustRight:618910622020796445>