Message from @⚡Blitz⚡

Discord ID: 411304394366124032


2018-02-08 23:34:21 UTC  

The fatherly feeling is just pride

2018-02-08 23:34:31 UTC  

tfw she calls you daddy

2018-02-08 23:34:36 UTC  

I share muhdikking stories because I'm an emotional cripple.

2018-02-08 23:34:38 UTC  

it got weird with my ex tho

2018-02-08 23:34:43 UTC  

tfw she calls you daddy AND mein fuhrer

2018-02-08 23:34:43 UTC  

> maintain pump
idk that's not something I care about

2018-02-08 23:34:45 UTC  

she started calling herself my "daughter"

2018-02-08 23:35:02 UTC  

there are limits

2018-02-08 23:35:11 UTC  

and that was all memes aside over the limit

2018-02-08 23:35:33 UTC  

My gf asked mme yesterday if I thought the holocaust was real and I was like "no lmao" and she just said "good"

2018-02-08 23:35:51 UTC  

You’re actually taking cialis?

2018-02-08 23:36:03 UTC  

yeah im out of aspirin

2018-02-08 23:36:08 UTC  

Isn’t that for old men that can’t get a boner?

2018-02-08 23:36:09 UTC  

Cialis is p nice ngl

2018-02-08 23:36:12 UTC  

my nose started bleeding earlier

2018-02-08 23:36:22 UTC  

I got a bottle of cialis free with my steroids

2018-02-08 23:36:28 UTC  

Cialis > Viagra

2018-02-08 23:36:32 UTC  

^

2018-02-08 23:36:43 UTC  

Viagra gives me a very painful headache

2018-02-08 23:36:46 UTC  

I wouldn't know I dont take boner pills

2018-02-08 23:36:49 UTC  

Viagra gave me a heart attack

2018-02-08 23:36:55 UTC  

I took like 200mg that night

2018-02-08 23:37:04 UTC  

lmao he doesn't know what it's like to have sex for 4 hours straight

2018-02-08 23:37:08 UTC  

😂

2018-02-08 23:37:13 UTC  

Why are you taking boner pills?

2018-02-08 23:37:18 UTC  

>when you're on oxy and can't cum for 6 hours

2018-02-08 23:37:19 UTC  

I would be fucking bored if I did it for four hours

2018-02-08 23:37:20 UTC  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-02-08 23:37:29 UTC  

dude, boner pills are great

2018-02-08 23:37:31 UTC  

virgin 15 minute sex session vs Chad 4 hour sex marathon

2018-02-08 23:37:33 UTC  

>Viagra
>Sex for 4 hours
>Not meth
😏

2018-02-08 23:37:43 UTC  

The only reason to take Boner pills is if you want marathon sex

2018-02-08 23:37:45 UTC  

I'm taking cialis cos I'm out of aspirin and it lowers blood pressure

2018-02-08 23:37:47 UTC  

I fucked some chick for two hours once and I was just like this is gay I'm done and kicked her out of my house

2018-02-08 23:37:52 UTC  

my entire body feels erect right now

2018-02-08 23:38:01 UTC  

Is it supposed to help with lifting or something?

2018-02-08 23:38:13 UTC  

Seriously, with meth it's like obligatory 6 hour session, with viagra it just makes it easier to get hard literally

2018-02-08 23:38:14 UTC  

well it lowers blood pressure and opens up the capillaries n all that shit

2018-02-08 23:38:19 UTC  

more oxygen and nutrients flowing

2018-02-08 23:38:23 UTC  

therefore more gainz n power

2018-02-08 23:38:25 UTC  

Ah