Me and my boys don't have STDs so I'm safe @Fawx

@CthulhuOnIce yet*

We make them take tests before every premarital sex party

If they have STDs they're barred from entry

Me omw to fake the STD test to knowingly spread HIV in the premarital sex party thus causing everyone in the party to become infected

🚶‍♂️

We independently call the doctor that tested them and affirm its validity

Bribery moment

It's not bribery we have authorization

Me bribing the doctor to tell you that I'm fine and STD free

Plus if we can't get it we take a piss sample and send it in independently so they can't fake the results

We're trying to transition into doing that for everybody

This way they can't fake it, and they don't know who the doctor is so they can't bribe them

It's pretty foolproof @Fawx

@CthulhuOnIce sure, buddy

We can send you an invite if you want

But you're going to have to leave the fursuit at home, we're a skin-only squad

Sorry I don't do pr- 🤢 premarital s- 🤮

But it's safe wtf

wbu @Zpgafdoom

i think its just the bible saying no sex before marriage.

A bunch of pastors show up to our premarital sex parties, so I think we're clear in the eyes of God

@DarkErminia

pics or it didnt happen

We don't take pictures, ever

@CthulhuOnIce what

i went to go eat sorry

We can send you to an invite to one of our guaranteed STD-free premarital sex parties

no, what the fuck

Wdym what the fuck

orgies are a sin, and premarital sex is sexual immorality

The pastors that partake don't think it's a sin

I dont have Twitter... can anyone make available the photo of Trump and Urlacher... much appreciated

So I think we're good in the eyes of god

@Zpgafdoom

false teachers

Well Jesus died so we could be forgiven for our sins

fair enough tbf

^

That's what the pastors say, anyway

@Zpgafdoom c'mon we won't tell god anyway it's fine