Plus if we can't get it we take a piss sample and send it in independently so they can't fake the results

We're trying to transition into doing that for everybody

This way they can't fake it, and they don't know who the doctor is so they can't bribe them

It's pretty foolproof @Fawx

@CthulhuOnIce sure, buddy

We can send you an invite if you want

But you're going to have to leave the fursuit at home, we're a skin-only squad

Sorry I don't do pr- 🤢 premarital s- 🤮

But it's safe wtf

wbu @Zpgafdoom

i think its just the bible saying no sex before marriage.

A bunch of pastors show up to our premarital sex parties, so I think we're clear in the eyes of God

@DarkErminia

pics or it didnt happen

We don't take pictures, ever

@CthulhuOnIce what

i went to go eat sorry

We can send you to an invite to one of our guaranteed STD-free premarital sex parties

no, what the fuck

Wdym what the fuck

orgies are a sin, and premarital sex is sexual immorality

The pastors that partake don't think it's a sin

I dont have Twitter... can anyone make available the photo of Trump and Urlacher... much appreciated

So I think we're good in the eyes of god

@Zpgafdoom

false teachers

Well Jesus died so we could be forgiven for our sins

fair enough tbf

^

That's what the pastors say, anyway

@Zpgafdoom c'mon we won't tell god anyway it's fine

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

Am I right @you look like death

yeah fr

im not a protestant, reading the bible isnt enough to get into heaven, work your ass off and do good deeds

why would you sin on purpose after jesus already died

Work extra hard and do more good deeds after

i was going to hell anyway i’m allowed eye contact before marriage

you get into heaven based on character

Good will be called evil, evil will be called good

@Zpgafdoom have good character then, be polite during the party