Who says I don't

Who says premarital sex isn't cool

It's not that easy to have kids, especially after your 20's

Me

Me and the boys have premarital sex parties where we all to have premarital sex

Premarital sex isn't cool

@Roland Delacroix then get married in mid 20s

https://www.livescience.com/birth-control-brain-hypothalamus.html @CthulhuOnIce

You know, I think the sex was better after marriage

what do you think of that article

The Pill also changes women's preferences in males

@Zpgafdoom cool but condoms

still not interested in premarital sex

When your condom breaks and you gets STDs from your 24th partner don't come running here to ask for help lol

Me and my boys don't have STDs so I'm safe @Fawx

@CthulhuOnIce yet*

We make them take tests before every premarital sex party

If they have STDs they're barred from entry

Me omw to fake the STD test to knowingly spread HIV in the premarital sex party thus causing everyone in the party to become infected

🚶‍♂️

We independently call the doctor that tested them and affirm its validity

Bribery moment

It's not bribery we have authorization

Me bribing the doctor to tell you that I'm fine and STD free

Plus if we can't get it we take a piss sample and send it in independently so they can't fake the results

We're trying to transition into doing that for everybody

This way they can't fake it, and they don't know who the doctor is so they can't bribe them

It's pretty foolproof @Fawx

@CthulhuOnIce sure, buddy

We can send you an invite if you want

But you're going to have to leave the fursuit at home, we're a skin-only squad

Sorry I don't do pr- 🤢 premarital s- 🤮

But it's safe wtf

wbu @Zpgafdoom

i think its just the bible saying no sex before marriage.

A bunch of pastors show up to our premarital sex parties, so I think we're clear in the eyes of God

@DarkErminia

pics or it didnt happen

We don't take pictures, ever

@CthulhuOnIce what

i went to go eat sorry