Message from @saturn broker

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2020-03-25 21:43:10 UTC  

bruh so do i tho

2020-03-25 21:43:13 UTC  

Don't we all?

2020-03-25 21:43:16 UTC  

Bernie and Biden are both going to die from corona, so really you have to assume their VPs are the ones that are really running

2020-03-25 21:43:58 UTC  

yeah but he does it illegally

2020-03-25 21:44:13 UTC  

I get my money legally and then spend it illegally

2020-03-25 21:45:23 UTC  

Illegal drawgs and pawgs

2020-03-25 21:45:46 UTC  

will trump die from corona?

2020-03-25 21:45:57 UTC  

no he da gawd

2020-03-25 21:46:11 UTC  

our furher heil trump

2020-03-25 21:46:18 UTC  

Trump has the BEST immune system. It's tremendous. Believe me.

2020-03-25 21:46:20 UTC  

easy

2020-03-25 21:46:30 UTC  

he has high testosterone for his age hes shown his doctor reports

2020-03-25 21:46:46 UTC  

probably on TRT though

2020-03-25 21:46:48 UTC  

Yeah and he doesn't drink or do drugs so he's pretty healthy

2020-03-25 21:47:07 UTC  

people say hes out of shape but I dont know anyone his age who is in better shape and has more energy

2020-03-25 21:48:14 UTC  

hes a little heavy but once he gets a bit older hs appetite will decrease and he will naturally lose weight like all old ppl do

2020-03-25 21:48:29 UTC  

Yeah, people are stupid. Fake news is a real phenomenon and every news station has incentive to stir the pot and try to make their audiences hate trump. He's a little fat but who cares. The guys in his 70s and has more energy than me.

2020-03-25 21:48:54 UTC  

^ for real

2020-03-25 21:49:44 UTC  

whats the point of living if were all gonna die

2020-03-25 21:50:03 UTC  

To fuck drawgs and eat pawgs duh

2020-03-25 21:50:19 UTC  

live life at 100mph and die at 1000mph

2020-03-25 21:50:28 UTC  

what happens when we die

2020-03-25 21:51:05 UTC  

I dunno. Probably nothing. The plagues got you all existential DP?

2020-03-25 21:51:31 UTC  

ive been this way ever since i took philosophy 115

2020-03-25 21:52:00 UTC  

sounds about right

2020-03-25 21:52:30 UTC  

I took philosphy 116 and they say getting worried about death is for fags

2020-03-25 21:52:51 UTC  

yeah some say being alive is actually a bad thing

2020-03-25 21:53:10 UTC  

solipsism makes sense to me for a few minutes then i snap out of it from time to time

2020-03-25 21:53:52 UTC  

one of my business professors still thought the wage gap is real. i proved him wrong but he couldnt admit it.

professors have bugs for brains.

2020-03-25 21:54:25 UTC  

my sociology professor was the same way. Said women are better soldiers than men, etc. Male too. Said gender is taught etc

2020-03-25 21:54:34 UTC  

LOOOOL

2020-03-25 21:54:41 UTC  

Yeah, professors are just as prone to being wrong as the rest of us.

2020-03-25 21:55:07 UTC  

he also said jesus had schizophrenia and shit

2020-03-25 21:55:40 UTC  

In fact they live in bubbles that reinforce their beliefs until they morph into truly bizarre shit

2020-03-25 21:56:29 UTC  

I heard that women are the primary victims of war so maybe that's why they're so good at being soldiers?

2020-03-25 21:56:42 UTC  

all of my econ professors were foreigners from socialist countries and they would rant against socialism to hundreds of students at a time.

2020-03-25 21:57:02 UTC  

was fucking based. especially the ones from ussr

2020-03-25 21:57:28 UTC  

black people amiright?

2020-03-25 21:57:34 UTC  

fuck yeah i had an econ teache r like that too

2020-03-25 21:57:50 UTC  

@Dr.Phil oh hey another liberal

2020-03-25 21:58:33 UTC  

<:cringe:630844921481527296> yuck