Oooh a members area?

Neither am I

Damn refugee penguins

what up fren

Corn pop is too dangerous even for hardened soldiers

Corn pop lets you believe he is weak so that he may attack when you least expect it. Watch yourself

@frozen Are you larping as a colonial or something?

Flintlocks suck

Have a good one Trumpy. Hope your dad feels better

obama

Oh no I've been predicted

I can be just as quirky as I am gay. I think I'll fit in juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine

Oh yeah? Well that gas mask is doing nothing to save you from corona. You just look stupid

Sorry I don't read comments made by bald people

Now I really AM feeling predictable.

Cut off too soon

People dislike me because I used to be fat and now they're intimidated by my physique.

Thats what I said

Oh no, I'm sorry to have mistakenly implied that

Lots of girls have a weird affinity for horses because they get sexually aroused while riding them at a young age and don't understand what's going on

Very good Jordan

@der coomer How do I get back in your good graces?

Nah

Are you afraid of the truth coomer? You can't hide from it

Was that a sentence?

Nah I'm just trying to understand you

Sounds fun coom let me know how that works. I heard you can pick up a brick with your REAL HANDS.

Saturn broker... what are you like a used car dealer?

And you thought you were so enigmatic

Yep bald

gn bb sweet dreams

Whats that?

Is that like a bumped up "essential personnel"?

I haven't left my house in a week. Where are we having check points?

Wait a minute, pretty sure thats illegal, bud

Nevermind I got embarrassed

What a profound statement @frozen

I'm a radical centrist

But like radical in the sense that I like surf a lot and look cool. Of course I love Trump. I'm in a trump chat room talking about my boi Donald

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Coomer I don't care what you think about me.

I would never lie to a certified pede Frozen. It is Coomer who has lied

A yellow name. How exotic <:monkaS:624688733039362079>

My mother died to the chinese virus. Please do not speak ill of her.

Take that back

I don't think I can.

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You worship a man named joe? What are you a democrat? HAH

It'd be weirder if you died and still got back on

I refuse to send you anything. Who knows what you might do with them.

This isn't just SOME discord server. It's the home of the president's largest fan club

Did you make that?

Do you give lessons on photoshop?

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Haha yeah someone else posted that. Your work precedes you

Anyway, I'm going to sleep.
Obama

What the fuck is a pawg

I like small firm asses

Drugs Really Are What Girls Suck

@BeanAlex stop eating ass you're killing us all

You're required to remain six feet away from all sphinters. Sorry it's the law. 🤷‍♂️

@Ee The Wall is still the best Pink Floyd album

I have no sphincters, because I'm a true patriot.

They're not the best

Oh god. Game of Thrones imploding on itself is worth it just so that I never have to hear "sweet summer child" again. Fuck

Bernie and Biden are both going to die from corona, so really you have to assume their VPs are the ones that are really running

Illegal drawgs and pawgs

Trump has the BEST immune system. It's tremendous. Believe me.

Yeah and he doesn't drink or do drugs so he's pretty healthy

Yeah, people are stupid. Fake news is a real phenomenon and every news station has incentive to stir the pot and try to make their audiences hate trump. He's a little fat but who cares. The guys in his 70s and has more energy than me.

To fuck drawgs and eat pawgs duh

I dunno. Probably nothing. The plagues got you all existential DP?

I took philosphy 116 and they say getting worried about death is for fags

Yeah, professors are just as prone to being wrong as the rest of us.

In fact they live in bubbles that reinforce their beliefs until they morph into truly bizarre shit

I heard that women are the primary victims of war so maybe that's why they're so good at being soldiers?

All my teachers are like burnt out Americans and out of their element Chinese people. No one seems to really be able to teach and its frustrating.

Finally finished my electives, so I'm pure business now. But its hard to learn accounting from a guy who literally just got here and its his first semester teaching and he has a heavy accent. He's trying really hard though.

What the fuck haha

My classes are literally only represented by like 4 exams so if I fuck one up its pretty much irreversible. Can't wait to get into a career where I can see if I actually learned anything. Did you pass the class?

That's oddly reassuring. Gotta head out, see ya later Saturn.

He doesn't have a license for that gun. Impeached

Haha your teeth fuckin suck

They speak fast because they have an inefficient language and have to say twice as many words to convey the same idea.

You didn't join a word together

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