Message from @saturn broker

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2020-03-25 21:46:20 UTC  

easy

2020-03-25 21:46:30 UTC  

he has high testosterone for his age hes shown his doctor reports

2020-03-25 21:46:46 UTC  

probably on TRT though

2020-03-25 21:46:48 UTC  

Yeah and he doesn't drink or do drugs so he's pretty healthy

2020-03-25 21:47:07 UTC  

people say hes out of shape but I dont know anyone his age who is in better shape and has more energy

2020-03-25 21:48:14 UTC  

hes a little heavy but once he gets a bit older hs appetite will decrease and he will naturally lose weight like all old ppl do

2020-03-25 21:48:29 UTC  

Yeah, people are stupid. Fake news is a real phenomenon and every news station has incentive to stir the pot and try to make their audiences hate trump. He's a little fat but who cares. The guys in his 70s and has more energy than me.

2020-03-25 21:48:54 UTC  

^ for real

2020-03-25 21:49:44 UTC  

whats the point of living if were all gonna die

2020-03-25 21:50:03 UTC  

To fuck drawgs and eat pawgs duh

2020-03-25 21:50:19 UTC  

live life at 100mph and die at 1000mph

2020-03-25 21:50:28 UTC  

what happens when we die

2020-03-25 21:51:05 UTC  

I dunno. Probably nothing. The plagues got you all existential DP?

2020-03-25 21:51:31 UTC  

ive been this way ever since i took philosophy 115

2020-03-25 21:52:00 UTC  

sounds about right

2020-03-25 21:52:30 UTC  

I took philosphy 116 and they say getting worried about death is for fags

2020-03-25 21:52:51 UTC  

yeah some say being alive is actually a bad thing

2020-03-25 21:53:10 UTC  

solipsism makes sense to me for a few minutes then i snap out of it from time to time

2020-03-25 21:53:52 UTC  

one of my business professors still thought the wage gap is real. i proved him wrong but he couldnt admit it.

professors have bugs for brains.

2020-03-25 21:54:25 UTC  

my sociology professor was the same way. Said women are better soldiers than men, etc. Male too. Said gender is taught etc

2020-03-25 21:54:34 UTC  

LOOOOL

2020-03-25 21:54:41 UTC  

Yeah, professors are just as prone to being wrong as the rest of us.

2020-03-25 21:55:07 UTC  

he also said jesus had schizophrenia and shit

2020-03-25 21:55:40 UTC  

In fact they live in bubbles that reinforce their beliefs until they morph into truly bizarre shit

2020-03-25 21:56:29 UTC  

I heard that women are the primary victims of war so maybe that's why they're so good at being soldiers?

2020-03-25 21:56:42 UTC  

all of my econ professors were foreigners from socialist countries and they would rant against socialism to hundreds of students at a time.

2020-03-25 21:57:02 UTC  

was fucking based. especially the ones from ussr

2020-03-25 21:57:28 UTC  

black people amiright?

2020-03-25 21:57:34 UTC  

fuck yeah i had an econ teache r like that too

2020-03-25 21:57:50 UTC  

@Dr.Phil oh hey another liberal

2020-03-25 21:58:33 UTC  

<:cringe:630844921481527296> yuck

2020-03-25 21:59:17 UTC  

All my teachers are like burnt out Americans and out of their element Chinese people. No one seems to really be able to teach and its frustrating.

2020-03-25 22:00:25 UTC  

just get the test answers right. thats all that matters.

2020-03-25 22:00:44 UTC  

Finally finished my electives, so I'm pure business now. But its hard to learn accounting from a guy who literally just got here and its his first semester teaching and he has a heavy accent. He's trying really hard though.

2020-03-25 22:01:01 UTC  

> black people amiright?
@Dr.Phil wow right?/1/1/1/1/1/1/1?!?1/1/1/1//1 dont u hat them ugh :moaning emoji:

2020-03-25 22:02:21 UTC  

lol i transferred to an accounting 2 class 2.5 weeks into the course. i asked the professor if i could make up the work and he just told me no. so over 10% of my grade was docked at the very beginning.

2020-03-25 22:02:46 UTC  

15% of it actually.

2020-03-25 22:03:17 UTC  

What the fuck haha

2020-03-25 22:03:52 UTC  

yep

2020-03-25 22:04:58 UTC  

My classes are literally only represented by like 4 exams so if I fuck one up its pretty much irreversible. Can't wait to get into a career where I can see if I actually learned anything. Did you pass the class?

2020-03-25 22:05:39 UTC  

oh i took it in the summer. yeah with business its good to get the degree but you wont know shit. its all back to 0.