It’s so sketchy looking

If I was a cop, I’d pull it over

you live and learn

Bruh

I’m so fucked

I can’t drive this

I'll take it off your hands

@Akamai

Where are you

NJ

@Akamai Please

I need a car

Bro

You’re across the country

Mail it to me

You could buy a car with the cost of shipping a car

Get an uber driver to drive it across the country to my house then

This isn’t Mexico

That’s how how taxis work here

Huh

You can come here and pick it up

Hell no

I can't go to Cali

You got to go a little further than that bud

What do you mean

You live in Alaska?

oof

Hawai’i

O shit

Smhsmhsmhsmh

Rent it to hookers

Salute !

Bonjour

Parle vous Anglais?

Oui pourquoi ?

Je mappelle Alexei

Smhsmhsmhsmh

The question is why are we talking in French ?

O

I thought you were French