>be me
>brainlet sheep iphone user
>pray to steve jobs every day
>wake up in my glass house
>eat apple aproved oatmeal
>kek at all the uncoloured android users with their "unaproved meals"
>get in my glass apple car
>need to go to work in the apple scaming factorum, but first must go to the curch of apple
>siri take me to the church
>"i found 17 star bucks near your location"
>cry at how advanced we are
>start driving my auto appl car
>hit a small rock
>car breaks into 8768965335 little pieces
>think of how amazing my apple car is before dying on the road since siri sent the ambulance to a near by farmacy
>mfw

Lmfao

Yeah go suck some more replubican dick @Deleted User

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I AM REPUBLICAN

@TheNobody add me as staff

Fuck

I've been here WAY longer

@TheNobody cant wait for the fucking iphone 11 the same shit for 3 years.

@Jeb h no he is here

And I talk WAY more

@TheNobody add me as staff in Lust

@Eazy_Cheeze<:GWliliumLaughTae:410086974620303384>

O

@Jeb u r a traitor

This man is a heretic and a traitor to the lust empire ^^

@TheNobody u r traitor for betraying me and not responding to messages

GG @Jeb, you just advanced to level 1!

You brought it on your own

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Imagine watching porn

U r a traitor to the lust empire @Jeb

Lust is a deadly sin

@TheNobody your little empire betrayed my ass

WDYM

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U betrayed me and lust @Jeb

Imagine hating porn

Imagine being christian

🤡

<:GWliliumLaughTae:410086974620303384>

🤠

Ha

Imagine not having a afterlife.

Ha

Gentiles🤡

My after life is full of pussy

To get it it I just need 2 keep being epic

Like your moms

>Be nobody
>demotes me
>Has all members tell him you shouldn't
>Promote him back
>Ignores members in dms and server
>Staff asks him to add me back
>Blocks staff
>Ignores everyone
> ** U r traitor**

Mine is full of Old Taiwanese gambler grandmas