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?define nigga
<:dynoError:314691684455809024> Couldn't find any definition for this word!
-df Palestine
**palestine**: Modern day not-quite-country situated in and adjacent to Israel. The area is currently involved in a bloody struggle for [independence] from Israel. Despite what the anti-Israeli Western media likes to say, the politics of the situation have almost nothing to do with the [Palestinian] people themselves and everything to do with other Middle Eastern states (and some power-mongering militants) trying to get revenge on Israel for being owned in the Six-day War (namely Egypt, Jordan and [Syria], whom most coincidentally lost the Palestinian territories during said war).
For years the Palestinian Authority, the main [governing] entity for the region, was run by [Yasser Arafat], a wolf-in-sheeps-clothing who clandestinely sponsored terrorism against Israel knowing full well it would prevent the peace and independence he claimed to desire. Of course, this is the same guy who turned down a perfectly good peace agreement brokered by the US and agreed to by Israel for no good reason so it should be expected.
*[Palestine] might actually get its independence now that [Arafat] is out of the picture and sane people are [running the show] there.*
*(<http://palestine.urbanup.com/1040917>)* *9 more results*
?define define
<:dynoError:314691684455809024> Couldn't find any definition for this word!
Ass hair
-df smegma
**Smegma**: A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the [glans] during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to [retract] your foreskin.
[Smegma] can be [washed out] with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
[In case of] [smegma], circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
*"You have [a case of] [smegma]. Just use [plain] water to wash it out."*
*(<http://smegma.urbanup.com/6987135>)* *9 more results*
-df doin your mom
**doin your mom**: A slang term for fucking [your mother]. Often used as a [comeback]. Commonly used among [sixth] graders in school.
*[Lady Gaga] was doin your mom [last night].*
*(<http://doin-your-mom.urbanup.com/4796753>)* *9 more results*
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-df bitches be cray cray
**cray**: [Another word] for crazy. [An abbreviation] that you can use to describe [a crazy] person.
*[That one] cray [bitch].
She be cray.
Why are you [acting] so cray?*
*(<http://cray.urbanup.com/7181148>)* *9 more results*
Suck me
🤷
-df they trynna be crepe
**trynna**: [Short term] for "[Trying to]"
*My girl is always trynna [be like] [Ciara] ['cause] she looks like her*
*(<http://trynna.urbanup.com/1474947>)* *9 more results*
-df Mordde
**Mordd**: You don't get on a [Mordd's] bad side.
You don't fuck with a Mordd.
You don't even attempt to show a Mordd up.
Always remember a Mordd can see through lies and your bullshit.
A Mordd never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass.
A straight up bad-ass.
A Mordd is the guy to find when you:
1: Need someone's mouth shut for good.
2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
A Mordd can [take a bullet] to the chest and laugh it off.
A Mordd has an answer to every problem.
A Mordd is a doctor with out a degree he can [mend] a wound using only the clothes on his back.
A Mordd knows everyone.
A Mordd smells seductive and mysterious.
A Mordd never gets boring.
A Mordd [can master] any expertise.
*A Mordd will [fight to the death] [for you], he is [the best] friend you could ever have.*
*(<http://mordd.urbanup.com/9779850>)*
**Morde**: Something you call someone who is a [meme] and smells really bad. He tries [to hang] with you but nobody wants them apart of their group.
This is commonly used at [GGW].
*John: BRO THAT [MORDE] OVER THERE IS REALLY [STINKING] THE ROOM UP.
MIKE: YEA HONESTLY WE NEED TO KICK HIM OUT OF THE GROUP.
MORDE: OH [NONONONONO].*
*(<http://morde.urbanup.com/13277250>)* *8 more results*
Lmfao
Oh [Nonononono]
HOI4 best game
Hono
Homo
Hono
Homo
```
Weather report: Niggеr Land
\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm
```
Damn
Nigeria is niger land
bruh
bruh
I thot i shud intrueduce me to you <@&508200803681697802> hei im efanga, im new here
laugh at the meme
My nigerian brozzas
Giv me 1000 usd
An i giv 5000 usd
On time promo