**vagina**: 1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough [minded] men

3. [a tool] used by women to control men and force them to [submit] to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living
*[Offspring] are the involuntary bi-product of man's [insatiable] [appetite] for the vagina.*
*(<http://vagina.urbanup.com/4189930>)* *9 more results*

reverse card

<a:PepePopcorn:591251102733959170>

<:kek:538084230408830987>

<:honk:583238347124637707>

I’m only gay towards my mother

I am a mother lover

Alright.

-df kuomintang

**kuomintang**: [To lose] by someone who's [shittier] than yourself because you didn't do anything to [stop] them.
*[Ah shit], I just got kuomintanged and now [I'm in] [exile] trying to gain attention.*
*(<http://kuomintang.urbanup.com/13408283>)*

GG @Pathaw, you just advanced to level 6!

This is what you deserve

<:peepoDetective:583235938621194241>

Hello I would like to speak to Angie

Hi Elih.

Hi Angie

Where have u been?

In reality.

Yes ofc

Why do you seem to be in _a bitchy mood_ ;__;

I’m not.

.

The .

All the full stops

It’s just grammar.

<:peepoDetective:583235938621194241>

<:GWbratWhy:405093722544537601>

Grammar hurts my feelings man

My neighbors are having this annoying party

<a:party_parrot:583246247675035648>

<a:partyparrot1:446919563280384000>

<a:HyperParty:423873857632468993>

They have this shitty alternative music playing

<a:nomparty:443453414475563008>

I should video it...