To get that authentic experience

Of getting shot

aw fuck

ok ill watch it twice

I might watch it in the theater tomorrow

They’re gonna be alert to shooters by then

Won’t be as fun

ill carry my m4 nerf edition

when I'm in public places, I strategize on how to stop a mass shooter if they show up

the bullets cant rickache us all

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

Why stop them

Shut up

I ain’t dying for some random

Shut up loser

Ima grab the nearest child as shield and run out that bitch

Lol

pulling the israeli shield trick huh

the human body is not an effective bullet sponge

unless they are using hollowpoint

Have you seen american kids

Those lil shits

Are thick as fuck

With all those nuggets

Could absorbe machine gun fire effortlessly

fat babies

dude not funny a baby literally died bro

Epic

GG @wanted 4 racial genocide, you just advanced to level 3!

🆙 | **wanted 4 racial genocide leveled up!**

Lvl3 = 14

Wtf

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GG @Gоd, you just advanced to level 5!

Wha

-df statist

**Statist**: Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, [collectivist] parasite which leeches off the productive [private sector] at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses [statist] law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...
*A [statist] is [just] about [anyone] who's not an anarcho-capitalist*
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Oh shit, I'm not a statist then

I thought it meant statistics

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that definition doesn’t sound biased at all