**Kelly Clarkson**: Winner of season one of [American Idol], capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very [dorky] but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance [charisma] you don't see around in many pop stars.
*Kelly Clarkson deserved to [win] [American Idol].*
*(<http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/383837>)* *9 more results*

-df marco

**Marco**: One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at [treating] women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays pokemon like it's his religion. He's [contemptuous], however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in music. Commonly tall, and athletic. Enjoys running. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a [shoulder to cry on] whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
*Did you [meet] [that guy over there] yet?

Yeah, he's a Marco [for sure].

Definitely.*
*(<http://marco.urbanup.com/7309178>)* *9 more results*

-df herbal essences

**herbal essences**: [shampoo] that somehow [gives] women [orgasms]
*[ooooh] [YES YES YES]*
*(<http://herbal-essences.urbanup.com/678761>)* *9 more results*

**Marco**: One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at [treating] women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays pokemon like it's his religion. He's [contemptuous], however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in music. Commonly tall, and athletic. Enjoys running. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a [shoulder to cry on] whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
*Did you [meet] [that guy over there] yet?

Yeah, he's a Marco [for sure].

Definitely.*
*(<http://marco.urbanup.com/7309178>)* *9 more results*

wtf

-df 15

**15**: One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a [part time job] [like real] teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid [watching cartoons] and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
*Bob: I am 15... what a [crappy] [age]. Only a few months until I turn [16], I can't wait.*
*(<http://15.urbanup.com/3245940>)* *9 more results*

-df Greta thunberg

**Greta Thunberg**: A [brain-dead] "climate activist" who is not even a legal adult, yet she has the [audacity] to cry to politicians regarding [climate change], without offering any solutions to the problems she mentions. Those who listen to her and praise her may as well also be brain-dead.
*Greta Thunberg: "[How dare you]! You have [stolen] my dreams and my [childhood] with your empty words."*
*(<http://greta-thunberg.urbanup.com/14240377>)* *9 more results*

Perfect timing @pompompiggy

Lololol

I didn’t even realize

How many chicks you be scoring

-df teen

**teen**: In online chatrooms it means a man in his [40's] or [50's] with his [nob] out.
*In [yahoo] chat TEEN room - male, 42... male, [54]...male, [49]*
*(<http://teen.urbanup.com/569026>)* *9 more results*

SHUT THE FUCK UP MARCO

I swear I can’t stand his chat anymore it’s just “have sex”

lololololol

I average about 2 a year my man

have sex @Techpriest

-df have sex

**have sex**: A [mocking] [gesture] made in [response] to someone’s arguments perceived to be defending the actions or idealogies of incels.
*A: I don’t know you don’t see [attractiveness] being a primary factor in getting dates. There’s already plenty of evidence that [lookism] is real and affects people’s lives [on a daily basis]. So what exactly is your argument?

B: have sex*
*(<http://have-sex.urbanup.com/13894653>)* *9 more results*

LMAO

Furry I can’t understand your mindset

why was i pinged @pompompiggy

?

Have sex

fuckerass

Have sex

<:kermitwot:623199018461298691>

With me

okey I gtg now bitches

Gay

Wink wink nudge nudge

🇭 🇦 🇻 🇪 🇸 🇪 🇽

bye comrade

Who said it was a girl