Message from @RevolutionaryGen
Discord ID: 703176609573634143
-df abortion
**Abortion**: A legal and safe procedure that is there for a woman in case she, the person [in control] of her own body, makes [the decision] to [terminate] a pregnancy. Don't let hateful, misinformed people scare you.
*Maybe the condom broke. Maybe you were raped. Maybe you're just not ready to be a mother. Your life is not ruined; you can have [an abortion] if you really desire to [terminate] the [pregnancy], and no one has the right to judge you for it.*
*(<http://abortion.urbanup.com/13590457>)* *9 more results*
-df gooch
**gooch**: Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your [measuring tape].
*Q: [What on earth] is a gooch?
A: You know, [the chad], the part between [balls and arse].*
*(<http://gooch.urbanup.com/14675264>)* *9 more results*
#general-shitpost
-df asshole
**Asshole**: A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to [as a bitch]. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.
Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A [genuine asshole] is the lethal combination of intelligence and [arrogance]. Assholes will attempt to [humiliate] you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme [egotistic] tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.
Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know [you won].
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to [get under] your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
*"Wow. [Max] just argued unintelligently with me for an hour [and a half] and he thinks he won."
"[Jeez], what an asshole."*
*(<http://asshole.urbanup.com/7041191>)* *9 more results*
^
based
aHahahah
dude we can't type lmao
-df tang
**tang**: [ab]. [poontang]: pussy, vagina, sex, poon
also...[space age] orange flavored drink.
*Those astronauts have really [got it made]. I saw in the [newspaper] that they get all [the Tang] they want.*
*(<http://tang.urbanup.com/8803>)* *9 more results*
might as well Vc
-df redneck
**redneck**: You would be a redneck if:
You need one more [hole punched] in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the [4-H] Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You [mow your lawn] and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
[Taking a dip] has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud [rasslin'] should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and [Minutemaid] [taste test].
You've ever lost a loved one to [kudzu].
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a [picture frame].
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that [potted meat] on a saltine is an [hors] d'ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has "ammo" on her [Christmas list].
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
*[Hey], it's [the truth].*
*(<http://redneck.urbanup.com/954175>)* *9 more results*
-df queef
**queef**: [Vaginal flatulence].
*His [coital] [sojourn] was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his [trouser snake] left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.*
*(<http://queef.urbanup.com/5020119>)* *9 more results*
but i'm making hot chocolate rn
-8ball am I sex addict
No
im thirsty for you
Liar
hahaha
hot chocolate!
-df 21
define cum.
**21**: [9+10]
*"[You stupid]!" "[No I] not!" "[What's 9+10]?" "21" "You stupid!"*
*(<http://21.urbanup.com/7878303>)* *9 more results*
yep
-df hot chocolate
**Hot Chocolate**: One [sexy hot] brown-skinned girl [thats] [a dime piece].
*[Thats] [one] [hot chocolate]!*
*(<http://hot-chocolate.urbanup.com/538673>)* *9 more results*
hot chocolate
it's hot
it's cooling rn
-df dick cheese
**Dick cheese**: Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it
If you [have it] then you may experience [permanent] [virginity]
*Person 1: [ewww] he has [dick cheese], he's never [getting laid]*
*(<http://dick-cheese.urbanup.com/13492763>)* *9 more results*
too hot for me
-df smegma