smh

Explain

hi

angie is old af

maela

bitch ur the same age as me

do you approve of richard wagner

yeah he’s bae

-df richard wagner

**Wagnered**: To have someone [pawn] their [work off] on you, causing a [ton] of issues that creates more work that was originally involved
*“I was having a chill [Monday morning], listening to “[Brandy] (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue [boards]” - Chad*
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-df wanger

**Wanger**: [Penis Cock]
Another way of [saying] [a penis].
*Yo, that kid [gots] a [wanger] [XL].*
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o

christian server

https://youtu.be/P6FbrYFWbdg

-df coat hanger

**coat hanger**: a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and [manipulated] to perform different tasks, like creating a [wreath] for Christmas, making a halo, killing [unborn babies], and opening car doors
*-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the [golf club]"

-"hey [Robbo] keep a look out while i break into this car with my [trusty] coat hanger"*
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Wangers is Christian

most goddamned beautiful thing i've head in aw hile

As heck

-df slave

**Slave**: 1. [S&M] term to describe the submissive or submissives.

2. Human property.

3. Setting on a secondary [hard disk] drive, [CD-Rom], etc.

*1. You know the punishment for trying escape from your cage! On you knees slave, this is going to hurt.

2. Shaniqua thinks she's entitled to extra welfare because her great great great graddaddy was a slave.

3. I set the [jumper] on the back of [the drive] to slave and hooked it up on the [IDE] cable, but Windows still will not recognize it. *
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thomas got a lil wanger

-df plonker

**plonker**: dope, idiot, moron, wally, [pillock], [dunderhead], [dimwit]
*[You are] [such a] plonker, [Rodney].*
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Hmm plonker means dick too

Tsk tsk

-df creton

**Vaginal Creton**: A [person] with a [dislike] for [vaginas]
*[Max]! You're [such a] [vaginal creton]!*
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-df pecker

**pecker**: [a dick]. What more do you want me to say?
Also a person who [pecks]. [Go figure].
*I used my pecker to [peck] at [my wife's] vagina. I [eventually] fucked her good.*
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-8ball will cosby have biological kids

Yes

LOL

Lol

Oh fuck

As a sperm donor maybe

smh

oh wow

But actually I'm probably sterile

Hehe