why is everyone so gay pls *stop*

my ass

I NEED TO BE A DOCTOR

-df thot

**THOT**: Pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two. The original version of THOT before someone came to think it meant something else. It was brought to you by THOTCON, a hacking [conference] based in Chicago [IL], USA which started in 2010.

For those that aren't [believers], check out the thotcon website or wikipedia.
*Damn, THOT CON is absolutely [bad-ass].

Those THOT [IES] really are some of the best [hackers] in the world.*
*(<http://thot.urbanup.com/13824732>)* *9 more results*

-df catfish

**catfish**: A fake or [stolen] online [identity] created or used for the purposes of [beginning] a deceptive relationship.
*Turns out the girl I thought I met [online] was just a catfish of [a fat] [old man].*
*(<http://catfish.urbanup.com/12245663>)* *9 more results*

-df lolicon

**lolicon**: Japanese term meaning 'lolita complex,' after the novel (and two movies). The abbreviated 'complex' is generally transliterated with an ending -n rather than -m. Oh those crazy japanese.
The term typically refers to pornographic art, anime or otherwise, of females aged between 12 and 16, and also to those people attracted to such girls. However, real child pornography is sometimes called [lolicon].
Art of underaged girls is legal in most countries, which explains the popularity of lolicon. Despite the fact that the age bracket is technically outside the realm of pedophilia, lolicon is [frowned] apon, especially in the west.

[Lolicon] featuring males is [shotacon].
*"[Lolicon] doesn't hurt anyone. [Gimme] the [tissues] and fuck off."*
*(<http://lolicon.urbanup.com/869410>)* *9 more results*

-df purity test

**rice purity test**: the rice [purity] test is a purity test from [rice university] ([no shit]) that gives you a purity score with 0 being least pure and 100 being most pure
*"ah, [no shit] that [jenny] is a [32] on the rice purity test!"*
*(<http://rice-purity-test.urbanup.com/12194561>)* *9 more results*

lol nigga what

-df yuri

**Yuri**: While most people think of Yuri as the girlxgirl or the Japanese [girl's name] meaning [lily], but in Russian Yuri is the equivalent of the English name George which means [farmer]
*Person1: Hey my friend Yuri is coming over.
Person2: Is she a hot Asian chick?
Person1: Dude, my friend is [a buff] [Russian] male that could totally [kick your ass].*
*(<http://yuri.urbanup.com/6431513>)* *9 more results*

what the fuck noods

No you’re not @pompompiggy do even know what g2 meta phase is

Alex you lolicon

yuri means lesbian in jap

wHo iS yUrI

yuritarded

NOODS I AM NO LOLI

g2 is a gel pen

Bokua lolicon

-df shotacon

**shotacon**: A pairing, seen mostly as yaoi in fanfiction/art, in which there is a young [underaged] male engaged in a sexual act. Stands for "[Shotaru] Complex" in Japanese. See [shotaru].
*Person A: Did you read that shotacon [fanfic] with [Seifer] and [Zell]? How old WERE they?
Person B: Seifer was... 18 and Zell was like... 12 I think.*
*(<http://shotacon.urbanup.com/383358>)* *4 more results*

noods i am 17

Yes

smh

and im not a girl

Pomp is 13

STOP THIS

Lolicon

you have the frame of a girl though

U WILL BE ON FBI WATCHLIST

yes g2 is a pen

...

no

omg pomp can you like shut the fuck up

No

but acc tho i learned abt mitosis B)

or else u will become a gyno