Then Uber

-df me

**Me**: [someone] who [looks] themselves up on [Urban Dictionary]
*1. ME.

2. Me, Myself and I*
*(<http://me.urbanup.com/6874679>)* *9 more results*

https://tenor.com/view/cooked-myself-turkey-kramer-nod-yes-gif-14451502

-df cooch

**cooch**: A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her [vibrator], or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can [go up] there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded [Clam](my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).
*"[I want you] in my cooch!"*
*(<http://cooch.urbanup.com/1356737>)* *9 more results*

you're 19 and you dont have a driver's license?

https://tenor.com/view/cooked-myself-turkey-kramer-nod-yes-gif-14451502

-df pussy

**Pussy**: Something men [babies] spend 9 months getting out of - and the [rest] of their lives trying to [get back] into ...
*I [gotsta] [get me] [inta] some PUSSY !!!*
*(<http://pussy.urbanup.com/7845184>)* *9 more results*

no 😦

neither does @Children.Deserve.Cancer.REBORN

and he's 22

-df cuck

**cuck**: A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and [treat] him [like shit].
(Short version of [cuckold])
*[John] watched his [wife] [get fucked] by another man. What a cuck!*
*(<http://cuck.urbanup.com/11638002>)* *9 more results*

GG @BlankData1020, you just advanced to level 2!

why tho?

-df cock

**Cock**: A male [body part] used to urinate and [stick in] [pussy's], assholes, or the mouth
*Chad : [Hey guy's] this is our new employee [Abi] she's from Russia and speaks little English!
Kiersten : Hey Abi!
Kaylee : Hey Abi!
Abi : Cock!
Kiersten : Did she just say Cock?
Abi : Chad Big Cock!
Chad : Yes Chad does have a big Cock!
Kaylee : Oh God!
Abi : Rub Chad Big Cock!
Chad : Yes you can rub Chad's Big Cock!
Abi : Suck Chad Big Cock!
Chad : Yes Chad likes [blowjob's] too
Abi : [Fuck Chad] big Cock!
Chad : Uh will you guy's excuse me we need to finish [Abi's] paperwork in my office!
Kiersten : Yeah Right!
Jake : Hey guy's who's the new girl?
Kaylee : Oh that's Abi she only knows one word Cock!
Jake : Wow maybe I should introduce myself to her!
Kiersten : JAKE! If I catch you go anywhere near her I will chop off your Cock!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn!*
*(<http://cock.urbanup.com/13127061>)* *9 more results*

Smh cannibalism is pretty disgusting

-df jogn

No result :(

-df a

**A**: It's [literally] [the letter A]. [Why did you look this up]?
*"Wow, I really don't understand why you [looked] up THE [FREAKING] [LETTER A]"*
*(<http://a.urbanup.com/12901851>)* *9 more results*

-df b

**B**: It's just a fucking letter! However, the word is sometimes used to describe your friends or [lovers] and even to [reply] back to a [compliment].
*"You are looking damn sexy tonight!"
"[Thanks B]!"

"[Hey B]!"

"[Hiya] babe!"

"What you up to B?"

"Nothing much babe."*
*(<http://b.urbanup.com/11444745>)* *9 more results*

-df c

**C**: [C is for cookie], [that's good] enough [for me].
*when you take a [bite] from a [cookie], it looks like [a C]*
*(<http://c.urbanup.com/1360013>)* *9 more results*

I'll eat you, pomp

why tho @Deleted User

asian shush or ill mute u

-df d

**d**: 1.The [fourth] letter in [the alphabet] located between [c and e].
2. Another way to say dick
*1. [A B C] D E
2. [She wants the D]!*
*(<http://d.urbanup.com/7702095>)* *9 more results*

sure you taste good

😋

-df q

**Q**: Historically, this is the best name to [bestow] on any [new human]. And some [studies have shown] people who’ve changed their name to Q, later in life, significantly improved the universe.
*“Yes, it’s literally just the [letter] Q. And [no I] don’t watch [Star Trek] “*
*(<http://q.urbanup.com/13048368>)* *9 more results*

-df s

**S**: This weird letter that is always automatically [typed in] the “Word” Bar when you try to [upload] a word into [the Urban Dictionary]...
*“S” probably stands for the word Spermatogenesisicalieperiocladicleesötá[ans]. Well, actually, that isn’t a word, but I uploaded it to the Urban Dictionary and no one [voted] it to be in it yet [god damn it], so do it NOOOOOWWWWWW.........*
*(<http://s.urbanup.com/14248910>)* *9 more results*

No eating humans

-df t