**poo**: Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe

There is

THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from [last night's dinner]

THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry

THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping

THE [WATERHOSE] - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping

THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......

THE STEAMY [HEAPY] - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!

THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
*[Donkeys] do massive [stickies] and rabbits do a hell of a load of [pellets]*
*(<http://poo.urbanup.com/991687>)* *9 more results*

-df sex

**Sex**: Sex is like math:

You add the bed,
[Subtract] the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And [pray] you don't [multiply].
*Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were [remembering] [high school math] in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild [monkeys]!*
*(<http://sex.urbanup.com/2957167>)* *9 more results*

LOL!

wowzerz

-df reverse trap

**reverse trap**: A reverse [trap] is the opposite of a trap. A trap in this case is a man who dresses like a woman and is somewhat [feminine] in appearance. Therefore a reverse trap is a woman who dresses like a man and is somewhat [masculine] in appearance.

*I can't [tell] if the person in this [photograph] is a [trap] or a reverse trap.*
*(<http://reverse-trap.urbanup.com/2928540>)* *9 more results*

-df karen

**karen**: [44]. mother of three. blonde. owns a [volvo]. annoying as hell. wears [acrylics] 24/7. currently at your workplace speaking to your manager.
*watch out for [fkn] karen. MID [AGED] [WHITE WOMEN] WITH BOB CUTS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO IN ANY SORT OF TONE.*
*(<http://karen.urbanup.com/12698167>)* *9 more results*

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-df albania

**Albania**: The country in which [Voldemort] [hid] while he recovered from the damage that [Harry Potter] had caused him.

Fact.
*[Voldemort]: "I [hid] in the forests of Albania"*
*(<http://albania.urbanup.com/4373223>)* *9 more results*

-df Alabama hotpocket

-df dirty sanchez

**alabama hotpocket**: [shitting] in a girls [pussy] and using it as [lube]
*Yea me and [jessica] [got it] on with an [Alabama hotpocket].*
*(<http://alabama-hotpocket.urbanup.com/1819721>)* *9 more results*

-8ball will @!GPT get a karen

**dirty sanchez**: The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving [ass-to-mouth] (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. [blooper]) act of leaving a shit moustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.

Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a [know-nothing] fucktard.
*Please [disregard] the numerous [fucktard] definitions of 'dirty sanchez' that were previously [recorded].*
*(<http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/2618639>)* *9 more results*

-df donkey punch

**Donkey Punch**: [The Donkey Punch] is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor [little lady] in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that [more better] (for you ofcourse).
*I [donkey punched] [Meredith] last night, and [It was awesome]*
*(<http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1067320>)* *9 more results*

Yes

lol

-df is @Deleted User homosexual

**Homosexual**: A person who is [attracted] only to [members] of the same [sex].
**
*(<http://homosexual.urbanup.com/103196>)* *9 more results*

we been knew he was gay

cyber bullying

-df jeffrey epstein

**Jeffrey Epstein**: Didn’t [kill] himself
*Jeffrey Epstein didn’t [kill] himself.*
*(<http://jeffrey-epstein.urbanup.com/14370951>)* *9 more results*

idk what they’re saying

very entertaining

nonetheless

a gay socialist wow theres a shocker

ok

say something valeriaa

val is a trap

hoes mad

@Deleted User they are high

valeriaa has ran out of things on her soundboard

ok

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