Message from @hunden i brevlådan
Discord ID: 647950322802884630
-8ball r u lying
Definitively not
👁
-8ball im going to have a hot girl right. i said gf
Yes
hahah
im going to the cum zone
-8ball is @hunden i brevlådan going to the cum zone
No
ok
-8ball will trump win 2020
No
-8ball is mr bird going to go watch tranny porn
No
he said double cum
-df cum
**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*
-df poo
**poo**: Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe
There is
THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from [last night's dinner]
THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry
THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping
THE [WATERHOSE] - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping
THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......
THE STEAMY [HEAPY] - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!
THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
*[Donkeys] do massive [stickies] and rabbits do a hell of a load of [pellets]*
*(<http://poo.urbanup.com/991687>)* *9 more results*
**Sex**: Sex is like math:
You add the bed,
[Subtract] the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And [pray] you don't [multiply].
*Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were [remembering] [high school math] in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild [monkeys]!*
*(<http://sex.urbanup.com/2957167>)* *9 more results*
LOL!
wowzerz
-df reverse trap
**reverse trap**: A reverse [trap] is the opposite of a trap. A trap in this case is a man who dresses like a woman and is somewhat [feminine] in appearance. Therefore a reverse trap is a woman who dresses like a man and is somewhat [masculine] in appearance.
*I can't [tell] if the person in this [photograph] is a [trap] or a reverse trap.*
*(<http://reverse-trap.urbanup.com/2928540>)* *9 more results*
-df karen
**karen**: [44]. mother of three. blonde. owns a [volvo]. annoying as hell. wears [acrylics] 24/7. currently at your workplace speaking to your manager.
*watch out for [fkn] karen. MID [AGED] [WHITE WOMEN] WITH BOB CUTS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO IN ANY SORT OF TONE.*
*(<http://karen.urbanup.com/12698167>)* *9 more results*
<a:awkward:585647977272442891>
-df albania
**Albania**: The country in which [Voldemort] [hid] while he recovered from the damage that [Harry Potter] had caused him.
Fact.
*[Voldemort]: "I [hid] in the forests of Albania"*
*(<http://albania.urbanup.com/4373223>)* *9 more results*
-df Alabama hotpocket
-df dirty sanchez
**alabama hotpocket**: [shitting] in a girls [pussy] and using it as [lube]
*Yea me and [jessica] [got it] on with an [Alabama hotpocket].*
*(<http://alabama-hotpocket.urbanup.com/1819721>)* *9 more results*
**dirty sanchez**: The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving [ass-to-mouth] (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. [blooper]) act of leaving a shit moustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.
Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a [know-nothing] fucktard.
*Please [disregard] the numerous [fucktard] definitions of 'dirty sanchez' that were previously [recorded].*
*(<http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/2618639>)* *9 more results*
-df donkey punch
**Donkey Punch**: [The Donkey Punch] is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor [little lady] in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that [more better] (for you ofcourse).
*I [donkey punched] [Meredith] last night, and [It was awesome]*
*(<http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1067320>)* *9 more results*
Yes
lol
-df is @Deleted User homosexual