**youjizz**: A shit website that [rebels] in [the shadow] of pornhub and has [144p] videos.
*[P1]: Dude! Get out of [my room] I'm watching youjizz!

[P2]: *shits**
*(<http://youjizz.urbanup.com/7575673>)*

im not a fucking soyboy

im female

@angie!!
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lmao

who is santiago

MIHALY STOP BEING JEALOUS WHORE

you

Maybe i should leave this Isa bit too crazy for star😖

angie santiago

My bad I can’t call u whore

the mexican

not santiago

@Starbury* bye

Bc u are god after Elih

Cause it's not lady like

-df dildo

**dildo**: IT'S [A GOD] DAMN [PLASTIC] [PENIS]!!!
*She [likes] [dildos]*
*(<http://dildo.urbanup.com/8112654>)* *9 more results*

not santiago?

Bye

-df plastic penises

**penisement**: The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the [peehole] causing urine to [shoot off] to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "[penicillin]" and all of "cement")
*Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I [hit the shower] curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in [the wash].

HAHAHA [Penisement] strikes again!*
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no it’s cuz ur god after elih

*santiago*

Elih ain't a fucking god

Fine

santiago

pomp maybe i should teach you on how to make a sandwich

he's retarded

-df valeria

**Valeria**: Valeria is a smart,beautiful,sweet girl. She is one of a kind and hard to find. If your her [boy friend], you need to realize that you are very thankful for what you have.also she could be stubborn like she hates cleaning and helping but it's worth being around her. And when you hang out with her she will make you laugh no matter what and I know that for sure. When you hang out with her there's probably not a slight second that your bored with her. She loves [arts and crafts] too. Also be prepared when you see her family, they will be just like her funny! She's also never without a friend that's what makes her a social butterfly witch leads up to being very popular witch means it might be hard to reach her but it should be a big deal. Also when I say she is smart and funny your probably thinking how?well, out of class that's the fun and funny part of her but in class she focuses but there may be a few laughs and there but mean while she comes all in with [straight a's] and few [b's]. She kinda starts drama. But when she does it's true stuff and people turn it into lies like the game telophone. She usually has [brown curly] hair ([all natural]) and it's the most awesome cute hair you'll ever see. Also she wears mainly pink and sometimes blue. Her favorite color is blue or purple but looks best in pink. Overall she is the best person that for sure you need to meet
*Did you see what Valeria had [on today]?

"Yeah! Let me [put it in] the [newspaper]"

Ok!

Did you hear Valeria got asked to the dance 10 TIMES! And only said yes to ONE!

"Wow!she must be really cute"*
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-df STD

**STD**: A ‘super [technological] device’

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g [Siri] or Cortona, or [HIV] (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
*John: Did you hear that new STD that [Apple]’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and [I can’t] wait for [another one].*
*(<http://std.urbanup.com/13623785>)* *9 more results*

that's all

damn angie is a good BITCH

she knows how to make sandwiches

TRADITIONALISM IS GROSS

shut

@beau 😌🙏

it will help u