I'm retarded

no i am babysitting

ofc

Baby gonna have big ears later

Ahh

womp

Negro

Posting other people's babies online. Tsk

<a:vorebaby:630514634625122314>

Is black

🤰

mihaly u being a bruh moment rn ngl

no black

fail

@Deleted User you’re tsk

black women have beauriful big feet bro

...

feet

toes

Your ugly face @valeriaa

woah

big black hoes baby

-df alligator fuckhouse

**Alligator Fuckhouse**: A daring sexual maneuver: [Mid-coitus], one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into [a deathroll], all while maintaining insertion. Like [downshifting] a car!
*Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour [and a half]! I think [the bite] might have left a [scar] though..." *
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@Deleted User <:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

that escalated quickly

im not ugly, you’re just racist

smh

-df Alabama hot pocket

**Alabama hot pocket**: The word [your friends] told you to [search up] in [class]
*[Hey] [Luke], [look up] Alabama hot pocket*
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Hello everyone

Arent we all?

-df Kentucky lawnmower

**Kentucky Lawnmower**: When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and [knocks] her [arms out] from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still [fucking her].
*[Sheila] had [rugburn] on her [face] after I performed a Kentucky Lawnmower on her.*
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I'm ugly

tbh

Any Americans here?

<:peepohype:583660763135344645> 🇺🇸

most of us are American @Omar

Hell ya

nah leave @Omar