wait is that ur sibling

“One must be a sea, to receive a polluted stream without becoming impure.”

or not sibling

-df Eskimo trebuchet

**eskimo trebuchet**: When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick [slings] forward like an [eskimo's] [trebuchet] and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
* - Hey Billy, why does that girl have [puke] [all over her face]?

- [Aw shit son], I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.*
*(<http://eskimo-trebuchet.urbanup.com/3678293>)* *9 more results*

I'm retarded

no i am babysitting

ofc

Baby gonna have big ears later

Ahh

womp

Negro

Posting other people's babies online. Tsk

<a:vorebaby:630514634625122314>

Is black

🤰

mihaly u being a bruh moment rn ngl

no black

fail

@Deleted User you’re tsk

black women have beauriful big feet bro

...

feet

toes

Your ugly face @valeriaa

woah

big black hoes baby

-df alligator fuckhouse

**Alligator Fuckhouse**: A daring sexual maneuver: [Mid-coitus], one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into [a deathroll], all while maintaining insertion. Like [downshifting] a car!
*Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour [and a half]! I think [the bite] might have left a [scar] though..." *
*(<http://alligator-fuckhouse.urbanup.com/1690871>)* *9 more results*

@Deleted User <:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

that escalated quickly

im not ugly, you’re just racist

smh

-df Alabama hot pocket

**Alabama hot pocket**: The word [your friends] told you to [search up] in [class]
*[Hey] [Luke], [look up] Alabama hot pocket*
*(<http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/11857037>)* *9 more results*

Hello everyone

Arent we all?

-df Kentucky lawnmower

**Kentucky Lawnmower**: When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and [knocks] her [arms out] from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still [fucking her].
*[Sheila] had [rugburn] on her [face] after I performed a Kentucky Lawnmower on her.*
*(<http://kentucky-lawnmower.urbanup.com/89947>)* *9 more results*

I'm ugly

tbh